Washington Hot Pocket

Like an Alabama Hot Pocket, but instead of putting shit into or taking a shit in the girl's vagina, you put an actual Hot Pocket in there.

I burnt my dick while giving some girl a Washington Hot Pocket.

by showmethefever May 24, 2010

Hot Pocket Parachute

A term used when a male stuffs his penis inside of a females anal for 5-10 seconds until female preforms a fart; then quickly the male releases the penis from the anal leaving a parachute of poop shooting from the females rectum onto the mans chest. This action can also be done without the discretion of the male.

Guy 1: So bro, how was hanging out with that Russian chick? I heard she does nasty shit...

Guy 2: Ever Heard of a Hot Pocket Parachute?

Guy 1: Um, no; wtf is that?

Guy 2: Go to Urbandictionary.com and look it up.

Guy 1: Are you ok, man?

Guy 2: .......no...

by TommyBecks September 12, 2010

Michigan Lean Pocket

The act taking a shit in ones mouth and proceeding to face fuck it.

Chris took a hot steamy shit in Shirley's mouth and then fucked her face. The Michigan Lean Pocket was thought up by three bowling alley workers on a league night while thinking of what to do to some of the bitchy league members

by Richie Crow April 11, 2010

cleveland hot pocket

Follow these steps to achieve the pinnacle of revenge and microwave cookery.

Step 1 - Remove turntable from "friends" microwave oven.
Step 2 - Shit on said turntable.
Step 3 - Cook on high for 1 minute 30 seconds (Some microwaves with lower wattages will require a longer cooking time)

Tip - Cook until shit begins to bubble and billow steam.

I'm going to give that little corn-fed bitch the Cleveland Hot Pocket.

by Nate Waibel October 23, 2007

sunshine in my pocket

sunshine in my pocket means you got some weed with you, not always in your pocket. this term came to be used only a few years ago and its become very popular. whenever you hear "sunshine in my pocket" it means they got weed somewhere with them.

"ay bro i got some sunshine in my pocket"
"yo i have sunshine in my pocket bro "

by rock salt April 24, 2016

Chaminade Hot Pocket

when one decides it is a good idea to poop in a towel in order to seek the attention of his peers. this is only done by individuals who have no brain and think crew is life.

Student 1: Yo did you hear the crew team made a Chaminade Hot Pocket?

Student 2: What crew team?

Crowd: (goes wild) got hiimm

by be the best May 31, 2015

Michigan Hot Pocket

After you shit into a mitten, the other party puts the mitten on and proceeds to give you a hand job. Usually better with knit mittens and slightly wet shit so that some of it will ooze out and serve as lube. So called because of the shape of Michigan.

Her hands were cold on her walk home after she used her last mitten to give another Michigan Hot Pocket to a stranger at back of the bar.

by Leghumpingconnoisseur December 27, 2014