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Lord forgive me for what im about to do 

Implys that the poster is about to masturbate to the post above.

Masturbation is a sin so they're asking for the lords forgiveness.
guy 1: posts photoshopped picture of thanos with a big ass
guy 2: lord forgive me for what im about to do

Help Im at school 

John said help im at school and the teacher killed him
Help Im at school by the hecc October 6, 2020

im an adult 

a phrase usually said by parents as an excuse for hypocrisy.
mother : sweetie its time for you to go to bed give me your phone
15yr old : how come you get to be on your phone all day
mother : because im an adult
im an adult by DjDorian1 November 6, 2017

im about to blow 

"Im about to blow" is a phrase which seemed to be created and popularized by the adult content creator, Dreamybullxxx. Dreamy uses this phrase when he jerks off and is about to cum. The phrase also has alternames names such as "Ambadeblou". The phrase is usually referring to something that seems "sus" with a supposed innocent meaning such as the trend of taking the original video and adding a heading with a sad title, to make the video seem innocent until you actually realize, making it a form of shock humour. There are two ways to describe it, the first being something clearly sexual, something like "Thats what she said". The second being along the lines of relating to the original memes.
Example 1:
John: "This has been lasting for so long."
Mike: "Im about to blow!"

Example 2:
John: "He watched his family die"
John: "Im about to blow!"

im already tracer 

A phrase said by that bitch your playing overwatch with after you specifically proclaimed that you in fact wanted to be tracer

im alright

never alright, go check up on them
person1: hru?
person2: im alright
person1: whats wrong?
im alright by jpods_ September 23, 2021