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harry potter 

book series that is an entertaining read, but not all that original, and kind of a degrassi-like fantasy series.

read lord of the rings if you wanna see ORIGINAL stuff about things more important than who's goin out with who.
friend: dude wormtail is a jerk! he sold out harry potter's parents!

me: well rowling is a jerk because she took him from wormTONGUE, the creepy assistant to saruman in lotr. and longbottom was a hobbit weed before it was neville's last name, and aragorn was a king before aragog was a spider, and dumbledore was a creature killed by bilbo before it was a wizard dude.

friend:...shit.

harry potter by lemae October 18, 2008
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Harry Potter 

The act of cumming on someone's face. The cum makes a red hot lightning bolt shape across the forehead (ideally)
e.g. "Wanna get Harry Pottered?"
"God yes, you're such a fucking wizard"
Harry Potter by prrrrrow August 4, 2007

Harry Potter 

A fictional book written by the author J.K Rowling.

A excellent stream of books and films that have been cherished around the globe. Often though is classified as a film or book for children. However many adults find Harry Potter to be amazing. Overall Harry Potter is possibly one of the best things to happen in the world.
Person1: What film do you like the most?

Person2: Harry Potter of course I've followed the films ever since they've come out.

Harrypoo 

1. When a teenage boy defecates on an abnormally small underage child. Usually occurs in a dream and the feces are usually shat directly into the mouth.
2. Occasionally some friends can join in and then it is called a Harrypooter.
1. O man, last night i went to the town elementary school and Harrypooed all over the place.
2. Me and my friends held a Harrypooter convention, it took me months to get rid of the smell on my sofa.
Harrypoo by Matt and harrison February 17, 2008

Harry Cole

a poopy face who likes to touch pee-pees
Hes a Harry Cole. What a poopy face
Harry Cole by Mayoooo May 8, 2009

Harry Styles 

that one man who’s on a massive gay coverup
“bruh harry styles’ music is so good

“ bro he’s on gay cover up look at his clothes “
Harry Styles by aidsmeister January 15, 2020

The Harry Styles affect 

When a group of people believe that a shit song is actually good because of the artist who released it
Did you hear that new cardi b song?its a banger

Ye its actually shit its just the Harry styles affect