Clown-baby horse without hooves

A clown-baby horse without hooves is a unique species of animal from the U.S. North West. They are generally timid due to the lack of hooves, but they are total clown babies. They are a sub-species derived from horses in Europe and clown-babies from mid 1800's new york

Evan: I've heard that that woman is secretly a clown-baby horse without hooves

Blake: Wow that's really exotic

by Laurenleo February 10, 2019

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

I've read many of these "urban definitions" of the "fuck you and the horse you rode in on" phrase, and while most make sense, it's my experience that these individual metaphors are too specific. The OG definition is: Fuck you; a personal assault on the individual persona: "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on", extending that assault to any and everything associated with that individual.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

"It's my experience that most definitions are too specific."
"Fuck you asshole!"

"Well everyone I discussed this with agreed with me."
"Well then, "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

by Mr. Popeye September 1, 2022

You can't take a horse to water

An old Canadian expression meaning you can't physically take someone and force them to do what they absolutely don't want to do.

Putin needs to learn what you can't take a horse to water means. The Ukrainians won't just roll over and give him their country.

by Sexydimma March 12, 2022

fuck you and the horse you rode in on

1) a response to an expceptionally stupid remark
2) an elevated form of fuck you, usually used when someone continues to ride you in a conversation.

You're stupid
fuck you
if you did it my way it wouldn't screwed up
fuck you and the horse you rode in on

by avapatch November 15, 2010

Girl who likes a horse

A “Girl who likes a horse” is an old saying. In the older days on the border of Texas and Mexico. Guys would pay women to suck off a horse or donkey. Commonly used in country songs such as “New Years Day” by Charlie Robison

“I want to see a girl who likes a horse”

by Yaboideoressed September 17, 2020

Go see a man about a horse

Going to the toliet to urinate, in reference to a horses trough so the term only applies to men.

"Yeah sorry lads, have to go see a man about a horse"

by Aaron Fielding January 30, 2008

Take back your fuckin horse

To tell somebody else to "take back YOUR fuckin horse" means for that person to take back a problem they have cast upon you, without your willing consent.

When you throw or cast YOUR problem(s) onto somebody else, just to get that trash away, it will come back. The "Horse" is the problem, it can be anything that is causing issues for you, and you dont want anymore.

So to truely take back the horse, means the other person you cast it on, is fed up with having that shit on them, and they feel its time for you to deal with the problem, not just give to others.

Frank thinks: "Im fuckin tired of Betty always hitting on me, why wont that ulgy slut leave me alone!"
____The next Day___

Fred: "Hey Betty, i felt it was time for me to finnaly treat you right, so im gona hook you up with the coolest guy i know. trust me, he fucks like a tiger. His name is Tom."

Betty: "O hell ya, i havnt got laid in weeks, thanks ^_^"
::::::::Next day:::::::
Betty: "Hey tom, wanna fool around, im so horny right now"

Tom thinks: "Damnit Frank, i dont want this slut on me now -"TAKE BACK YOUR FUCKIN HORSE"-

by Elmo88 March 24, 2009