Golden retriever 

Any of a breed of once useful upland game retriever with a dark gold coat known for its gentle nature and high trainability that is now being largely replaced as a heavily boned, short-legged race of almost white dogs with somewhat unpredictable temperaments. This breed was derived from the same root stock as the flat-coated retriever.

That golden retriever just took my arm off!

Golden retriever by retrieverman February 3, 2009

golden girl

My babes tez
she is a great girl and has a heart of gold

" ur a golden girl babes"

golden girl by Smithie87 September 20, 2008

Golden 

That one sassy ass gay dude who low key doesn't take anyone's shit. He'll throw shade to the gods if there looking for a match in Spilling Tea Tennis. He's artsy, tall, thinks he dresses well, but actually just steals fashion magazines from gas stations across the globe.

Dude: who's that boy with the Septum piercing dancing to Barbara Streisand?

Chick: uhm excuse me hunty, that's Golden. He's genderqueer first of all so respect, and he thought you'd ask so he told me to tell you that he's the most bagass guy you'll ever know.

Dude: Why?

Chick: well, he once walked into a straight bar and sucked dick for busfare....and then he walked.

Golden by Goldie hyena July 5, 2016

GOLDEN PARACHUTE 

When a man gets naked, lays on his back, stretches out his sack to make a bowl shape out of his sack. Once the bowl is formed he must urinate on himelf and try to make as much urine into the bowl as possible. Now, maintaining positive control of the sack you must stand up, walk up to somebody and splash the urine on the person preferably a woman who is being an extreme ass hole!!!

i just got ther golden parachute.

GOLDEN PARACHUTE by nasty bitch!!! April 10, 2011

Goldberg Effect 

A chain reaction intentionally rigged to accomplish a task; inspired by Rube Goldberg (1883-1970)

My coffee maker doesn't have a timer, so I use the Goldberg Effect starting with the alarm clock ringing in my room, then BING! BOOM! BAM! The last rig flips the switch on my coffee maker.

Goldberg Effect by J t 500 January 3, 2009

golden cock 

a person who re defines the word cock someone so stupid and rearded he/she is crowned the " golden cock "

A :does the queen live in england ?

B: shut up you nob fuck me you are a proppa golden cock

golden cock by Kieran11111111 February 27, 2009

Golden Dick 

A dick that is attached to a man who has the potential to be a sugar daddy.

When Brittany agreed to hook up with the 50 year old dude she figured She’d Be sucking a golden dick.

Golden Dick by Rynesdad October 26, 2017