Me: “Ethan Hawke is so hot, I wanna marry him. I’ll be his controversially young girlfriend/wife.”
Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀
Me: Even better 😋🤤
Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀
Me: Even better 😋🤤
by Ethankhawkesimp05 January 8, 2024
Get the Ethan Hawkemug. the "one day i was with my friend and my friend was really cool and then i went to listen to music and i was like "damn this shit is good" so then after i listened to the music i went to go and i went to the nikey store.... wow... i picked up some nice shoes for a discount of 10 dollars then i went and got my earbuds and listened to music again and then thought that it was nice.... anyways i went home after that and i went to my pc and watch anime... just kidding i dont watch anime on my computer but i watch it on my phone so what i really did was i thought about coding then i got lazy so i played some roblox and browsed 4chan and then i got tired because i ate some bread and then i slept for 2 and a half hours and woke up and then ate some more food but i wasnt this hungry this time... so then i went out with my new shoes and made sure not to step on any oil or dirt and made my way to the nearest clothing store so then after i went there i got some nice clothes NO sweaters of course and then i got some new socks and then i got some nice sweat pants and then i thought about getting some new shoe laces for my new shoes and then i went home and then i listen to more music and did i mention im 6'3? i am. also my dick huge and i love to code sometimes"
by Ethan123123123 September 6, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. by NoBiney January 13, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan Dolan Is the most attractive man in the wolrd (he just got 18 so a man) with a jawline sharper than mine kitchen knives and pretty looking abs and biceps. he is a youtuber and runs a youtube channel with His twin brother Grayson Bailey Dolan. before they started the youtube channel ,Dolan Twins. they were popular on vine, but after vine was dead (RIP Vine) they moved on to youtube and now they have a youtube channel with over 5 mil subscribers and Ethan has 6,5 mil followers on IG and 5,3 followers on twitter. so he is pretty successful in life for only being 18. Plus he is a comedian.
by Ethan’s chick January 13, 2018
Get the Ethan Grant Dolanmug. Only super rare types off ethan's are humongous jerks. They will always try and start fights for no reason. The are bootycheeks and need to get a hold on their life. But ladies, if you are friends with an Ethan please if you notice that he is calling you bad names and making you feel bad about yourself drop that ugly ass nigga cuz he aint worth it. So just to clarify not all ethans are like this. And if he comes back to you reply with some sass girl. And men, if something weird is going on with him or he is making you feel bad too drop him hard. Just my advice! ;)
by JulieLemoine1234 December 5, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. by Toddysir September 25, 2020
Get the Kaylee and ethanmug. The most handsome and loving man in the universe. So kind to people and animals alike and is a true diamond in the rough. Ethan works so hard and puts 100% effort and enthusiasm into everything he does.No one can compare to Ethan, because Ethan is epic ❤️ Ethan is also a bit of a silly salmon, but it's very endearing to see him act daft from time to time.
Girl: Wow my boyfriend is the best
Girl 2: Sorry, you're incorrect. Your boyfriend isn't called Ethan D.C.M therefore he can't be the best. There's only one Ethan in the world and that's my Ethan.
Girl 2: Sorry, you're incorrect. Your boyfriend isn't called Ethan D.C.M therefore he can't be the best. There's only one Ethan in the world and that's my Ethan.
by Boogle5 June 4, 2021
Get the Ethan D.C.Mmug.