April 27, National get head day might be the best day of the year. Get your girl friend, friend, fellow gang member, or even someone you have a thing with to give you head.
On October 3rd for the whole day you can freely give anyone a wedgie without getting in trouble for it.
“Omg Veronica came up to me while I was in geometry and asked me if I knew what day it was, in which I responded “it’s Wednesday right”, and she spun me around and said “it’s national wedgie day” while she yanked my thong so high.”