Closet thot

A female who tries really hard to cover up her thot mentality.

"She be acting all respectful, but we all know she is a closet thot"

Closet thot by Weaponized April 1, 2019

Closer 

In The Program book series, there are characters in two books (The Remedy and The Epidemic) known as closers. Their job as closers is to "close out" a deceased persons life. What this means is that they pretend to be the dead person, most commonly children, teens,, and young adults, to give the families closure. They have manipulate their looks, voice, writing, and personality while on the job.

"You would make such a good closer!"

Closer by NEOTHEATER April 8, 2019

Closet Gender 

One who's gender identity is yet to be revealed. It's a secret forever.

You want to know my gender? To bad, i'm a closet gender

Closet Gender by analise burner April 30, 2019

Closet Achiever 

Closet Achiever - Overachiever on the down-low.

Closet achiever defined by actions.
When they say "oh I dont care, I just want to pass" but pissed when they miss a question or 2 in a exam
When you made an A but its a low A.
It's really "Closet Overachiever" but its that hidden so we dont put the word over-
Constantly competing when its not a competition.
When a student complains, "ooh that test was hard" but made a perfect score

Closet Achiever by Passingscore May 6, 2019

Closet Pineapplest 

Someone who declares they don't like pineapple on pizza. But secretly they do.

Oh, is that a pineapple pizza! You're such a closet pineapplest.

Closet Pineapplest by f4fred May 24, 2019

closet hopper 

A gay one hopping into another gay ones closet whilst jacking off

Mark is such a closet hopper

closet hopper by Assclapper6969 July 4, 2019

*closes tab*

when you want to end a conversation quickly without being rude. used as a real life asterisk.

person 1: yeah so then i went to the-
person 2: *closes tab*

*closes tab* by yeet that bitch August 15, 2019