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Christian Werhner

This is a peculiar type of Christain. You see, everybody loves a Christian, they’re usually very kind-hearted and sweet on the inside. However, this is not the case with a Werhner. This kind of Christian is a rotten, terrible kid who will only grow up to be a loser. He has a couple close friends who he tries his absolute best to keep close, because he has no other ones. If you meet a Christian Werhner, it is best advised you stay away, as your life will only be affected worse.
ā€œI just met this guy named Christian Werhner at the bar table over there, what an asshole.ā€ - Lindsay

ā€œYeah he’s a loser … and he’s ugly too!ā€ - Kelly
by Laserface4606 July 26, 2022
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American Christian

In simple terms, A fake Christian. This is not exclusive to only Americans but rather a national-neutral term for someone who recognizes that the Bible may have some good teachings but doesn’t actually believe it to be the word of god. Most of these people just believe the Bible is ā€œfolkloreā€ or ā€œjust a bunch of parablesā€. But won’t actually do any research on what they are claiming. Essentially just an agnostic or atheist who falsely associates with the Christian spiritual belief. These people are not in touch with their spirituality whatsoever and cling to ā€œReLigIoNnā€. Based on cultural influences, traditionalism and mass deceit of the general population. In fact Jesus tells us to follow him and NOT religion (John 14:6).
Dude did you hear Wyatt is an American Christian? How cringe he should really read the Bible more in-depth.
by occultismDoesntHaveToBeSatanic November 9, 2023
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christian

christian is the best person you’ll ever meet he is friendly and smart and the slightest bit shy he’s an amazing actor, person and friend. he has the most amazing sense of humor and he’s often too smart for people to process. honestly the best person in this entire universe he deserves all the good things in this earth for he is beauty and he owns grace. did i mention he is Cute? he fucking is omg my ovaries.
christian is the actual best human being ever!
by idfkwhocares April 4, 2018
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Father Christian

This is what you call the best priest ever. Best thing to ever happen to Carmel besides the dispensing going on in the 500 boys bathroom. He is truly kind to all.
by ccanonymous January 23, 2025
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christian

hes a type of person that has a heart but doesn't show it much. hes awesome,cute,down to earth,and an all around amazing guy thank you for all the Christians around the earth.
is ur name christian because you act like one
by christian!! January 23, 2019
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