Last I checked you cant drink ice

When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info

"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"

by Andje December 7, 2021

Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch?

That's what I thought.

Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

invenTORY check

A "bean-counting" assessment dat King George likely performed during da 1770's to determine how many Loyalists he had among his subjects.

Since da colonists were joining da Patriots in droves, just a single invenTORY check might not have yielded reliable results over da long term --- multiple sessions of said numbers-crunching might have been necessary to truly find out how many of da subjects still supported Da Crown.

by QuacksO November 15, 2024

reality check

Posing as someone bigger than you actually are, in order to check whether that person likes you for who you really are,

i pulled a reality check on him.

by yousaidwriteapseudonym February 11, 2021

check

hamper or neutralize (an opponent) with one's body or stick

The defender used his body to check the forward's momentum.

by Arminkshipper August 11, 2024

rubber check

Where a gal promises to "pay" you for a favor by spreading her legs for you afterwards, but then unexpectedly insists that you wear a condom, which of course drastically reduces the pleasure of the act and thus largely negates any true value of said "payment".

Any time that a "willing" chick offers me sex in exchange for my assistance, I always make sure to first ask her if she's gonna let me "do it bareback" before I decide whether or not to bust my ass for her --- oh, I might still help her out even if she wants me to use protection, of course, but I still like to know what I'll be actually getting out of da deal --- I've gotten too many rubber checks in da past!

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

function check

A function check is a military euphemism for male masturbation, as if to compare the penis to a weapon.

Private Duffy, perform a function check on that M4 rifle.

Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.

by Humpty1963 December 8, 2022