Cooter candy

Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.

It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.

by I’m a virgin 1234 January 30, 2022

Candy Withdrawal

Missing spending time with Candy after hanging out.

I hung out with Candy, and now I'm having a Candy withdrawal. I love spending time with Candy.

by keriberi October 17, 2023

up candy

slang for vagina

"yo bitch, let me get a taste of dat UP CANDY"

by doesn't matter eat shit February 02, 2009

Parade Candy

1. Any candy that is found on the street and then consumed; does not necessarily have have to originate from a parade.

2. Picking up a hooker from a notorious prostitution boulevard.

1. That tootsie roll on the ground is still fairly unopened, love me some parade candy.

2. Griff was feeling horny so he drove down to North Ave. looking to score some parade candy

by LordBelvedere July 19, 2011

candy bar purchase

Its a small purchase, verifying everything is working.

I made a candy bar purchase to make sure my card was working

by MyGirlRy May 01, 2023

National candy day

When u go trick or treating they have to give u more then 2 candy's

Trick or treat today is national candy day wich means you have to give me alot of candy

by ._.valeryy October 30, 2019

Candied Her Yams

When you put your special glaze on her booty after doggystyle

Guy 1: I candied her yams the same night I met her
Guy 2: Damn you wild n*gga

by vega the one May 19, 2021