Chocolate Dropper

When someone drops fiery discharges out of their asshole

Hey Helen, i seem to have a mad case of the Chocolate Droppers

by Chocolate Dropper January 18, 2016

Chocolate Diamond

A shit when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out, and hits the water in such a perfect way that it splashes back up and gets only your anus wet.

I've tried Sennacot and Ducolax but the only stool I've been able to pass is a single chocolate diamond.

by Fappy Ham Slappy March 6, 2016

chocolate diamond

The kind of poop when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out

I can't believe I was in the bathroom for 40 minutes and all I have to show for it is a chocolate diamond!

by CrasierFrane March 6, 2016

Chocolate gobbler

Sexual act that consists of taking a huge shit down your sexual partners throat and then proceeding to insert your erect penis in said partners mouth

Jack and I tried the ol chocolate gobbler last night

by prisonmikebaby September 28, 2017

chocolate rain

Diarrhea.

"Chocolate rain. some stay dry and others feel the pain."

by xDark_Alleyx01 September 18, 2016

Chocolate Milkshake

The act of drinking semen through a chocolate flavored straw.

She didn't let him pull out, so he got his sippy straw and had a chocolate Milkshake.

by zfgngf January 22, 2017

Chocolate Swordsman

A man that enjoys stabbing another man in the butt with his pecker! The Zoro of the Choclate Swordsman is into multiple duals.

Hey, look at those dudes, they look like a couple of Chocolate Swordsman!

by jAGUNCWBKB July 22, 2012