Strange candy

When you fall asleep in bed beside your wife or gf to wake up to a strange little Iike leprechaun type person with his face all tattooed up rubbing oil on you cutting your hair to make a doll out of while dipping a sucker in your shit cutter
I was asleep at Dustin's place had a dream some little want a be gangster was offering me some strange candy. You should stay away from that strange candy it will change you.
by Pours when it rains December 09, 2023
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Free Candy

Giving away candy for free. Mostly given by people in white van cars.
Hey kid do you want some free candy, just come to my van over here.
by orange_FAYGO December 27, 2022
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candy crunch

When you eat the butt and get a dry crunch poop in your mouth
Push surprised me with a Candy crunch last night.
by BigDilATL September 04, 2023
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Candie

Candie is as sweet as a candy although though she can turn into a sour candy any second if they hate you, other than that Candie is the best friend you will ever have, they are loyal and wont give a sh$t about anything anyone says.Candie is vert pretty and can steal anyone.
Guy:Who is that?! She be finnee
Girl:Theyre my friend,Candie , theyre fine and as sweet as a candy
by Gayasshoe6699 November 22, 2021
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Candy Minaj

Candy is a baddie who listens to nicki
"I'm Candy Minaj bitches"
by Bby_reniii February 20, 2021
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Strawberry candy

Those goddamn rare hard candys wrapped in a strawberry wrapper, nearly impossible to find in a store. They only show up in halloween bags and grandmas house
by Some egg January 25, 2022
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Coon Candy

A girl (typically white) that loves African American guys; usually has the THHHIIICCCCCCCC body type
Dang, that girl is hot but I think she is coon candy
by ceeewwnncanddiieeeebeeetchhhh November 29, 2019
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