dookie ham

Type of poop that's about the size of a whole baloney, thick, dense, and heavy.

"I laid down a dookie ham so dense you can see the ribs and fat in it."

- What sort of flavor is this fine meat?
- Nah bro that's the dookie ham I slammed down this morning

by layingdookiehamsdaily May 2, 2025

Ham

Tacoma slang for ugly or Not attractive

:eww he’s so ham I would never date him

by Mosthated253 January 14, 2021

ham and yam

When something super dope just happened or is about to happen.

Similar to "Shake and Bake."

Could also describe banging someone.

Brah: Yo dog, I just got a new Bench PR!

Brah's Brah: Nice! I been makin' some serious gains!

Brah: Ham and yam!

by Britt_ April 5, 2015

sack of old ham

Used to describe an assblast or a fuckface

That guy is seriously a sack of old ham

by Mr. yee November 30, 2017

ham sandwich

To Have A baby

i"m a bout to have a ham sandwich

by Boss Punch October 2, 2018

standing between the hams

When you are experiencing the act of performing anal sex with your member from the behind area of your partner.

Mark thought perhaps Joe was buried deep in a beaver, but in fact he was standing between the hams.

by dustychenille March 18, 2017

Ham Hocked

Someone getting pounded during sex. Usually full length penetration. This can be used in opposite sex (straight) or same sex (gay men) sexual partners. Also could be referred to a woman pegging a man.

Wow! She/he is really getting ham hocked by that guy.

by Viewpoint10 February 10, 2024