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Global Village Idiot

A “Global Village Idiot” is a flat Earther who constantly unwittingly proves the Earth is a globe, whilst trying to prove it’s flat!

Years ago, village idiots would be tolerated by the villagers as a harmless local laughing stock. Nowadays, the internet has exposed the modern day village idiots, known as flat Earthers, to a global audience, hence the term “Global Village Idiot”!
“CC is one of the most hilarious flat Earthers on YouTube! He’s the very definition of a Global Village Idiot”!
by Terrysuki September 22, 2023
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Idiot

by Ufft May 10, 2022
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idiotness

"my idiotness is killing me"
by bisexual_simp February 5, 2022
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Idiot

by H JUNKIE September 27, 2022
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An Idiot

An Idiot is a breed of human that doesn’t learn. They are incapable of making intelligent decisions. Their lifespan is usually about 10-20 years, but some get lucky and can live up to 55 years.
Taylor: “Tay Tay with the flow

Madilyn: “Taylor is an idiot”

Everyone: “Yeah, he really is.”
by Uranus’s Skeleton August 5, 2023
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blithering idiot

A "blithering idiot" is someone who is somehow more stupid than stupid.
"Why is part of my cake missing?"
"Why'd you put it there in the first bloody place?"
" It was meant to be there, you blithering idiot!"
by AiryGoats March 22, 2024
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maybe you should shut up idiot

You suck, no one likes you, now go outside you idiot.
Hey billy maybe you should shut up idiot Stop talking about fortnite
by MANIHATE2020 August 22, 2023
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