by Earlshy! March 27, 2024

A human that is always degraded by others from his skeleton stature. Hes got a few girls but that he fancys but frothy Prue and Chrissy aren't into him. He lifts a max of 20kg a the gym but we all know his true muscle power comes from lifting those punnets of berries. He trys to get that customer connection but his only friends are john and wheelchair Helen.
by geezer101 August 25, 2020

A man who talks softly and so smooth, you don't even know when he is talking about you. Even if you are in the same room. Also responsible for bringing about the next trend in fashion material.
"Dude, that guy just got jimmy velveteened .......what a clueless twatcicle."
"I thought he and I were friends until I heard him jimmy velvet me."
"Who the fuck you think you are that you can talk about me like that!?"
"I'm motherfucking jimmy velvet, go fuck yourself.
"I thought he and I were friends until I heard him jimmy velvet me."
"Who the fuck you think you are that you can talk about me like that!?"
"I'm motherfucking jimmy velvet, go fuck yourself.
by Skankbreathe July 11, 2017

by DaJimmyJ December 10, 2016

jimmy is the nicest person you will ever meet. he can be weird at times but is always fun to be with. jimmy is a loving person and cares about everyone. if you have a jimmy in your life KEEP HIM. if you’re dating a jimmy then lucky you!
by pride💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻 May 7, 2022

A person that spends excessively large amounts of money on in-game cosmetics, whether or not he/it actually enjoys the game
Did you really spend $20 for a virtual fannypack Jimmy-Bob? You don’t even have the character you bought the cosmetic for unlocked yet….
by Gizmo271 September 14, 2022

A fat guy who drives full size pickups with small engines. Compulsive ass talker. Makes $21 an hour. America’s #1 Parts consultant.
“Jimmy drives a V6 Ram, you’d expect more from a guy who makes $21 an hour.”
“You car has 137k miles, you said 67k! Don’t be a Jimmy”
“You car has 137k miles, you said 67k! Don’t be a Jimmy”
by Person1827296228344 November 8, 2018
