zanism

Zanism is “act-ually” a religion formed in the early ‘90’s as an attempt to escape the tyranny of sanity without falling into the prison of insanity. Zanism rejects the sanity/insanity dichotomy and embraces “zanity” in its stead. Zanism is not a religion of beliefs. Zanists believe in disbelief.

While zanism has no beliefs, it does have several tentative tenets.

1. On Belief: If you believe in zanism, you are not a zanist.

2. On Earth: Treat the Earth as if you depend upon it.

3. On Salvation: Salvation is not guaranteed.

4. On God: If there is a god, you are here to amuse.

5. On Violence: We acknowledge that non-violence takes astonishing guts.

6. On Love: Just do it.

7. On Individuality: Dance dust dance!!

8. On Nonsense: Sense makes no sense and no sense makes sense.

9. On Hamlet: It’s a play on words.

10. On Hope: Refer to love.

Zanism is the path that makes no sense.

by Artaran August 26, 2006

ZaneLegend

n.A smart TNR admin who creates jutsus,events,life for the users of TNR.

Zanelegend owns your soul.

by AnbuRayne July 18, 2009

Zane Pitts

A flaming faggot with long hair, Zane Pitts like to think of themselves as "Tough" a "Badass" But in reality, the biggest pussy known to man kind. These pussys can be found at Arcata highschool in the pussy parking lot with there pussy friends, They think if they join the army it will aspire them to be what they want to become, but these pussys will NEVER be a badass.

Pussy, Justin beiber, Faggot, Bitch, Nipples, Zane, Pitts, Zane Pitts, Arcata

by That nigga widda dick in yoass September 24, 2011

Zones

Another word for the 'Oyster Cards' the blue plastic cards used to travel in place of tickets on London underground and busses.

e.g. "I'm to hungover to drive, got your Zones?", or "I need to top up my Zones"

Sung to the tune of I Got Life by Nina Simone:
I got my arms, I got my hands
I got my fingers, got my legs
I got my feet, I got my toes
I got my liver, got my zones

Got life , I got my life

by Neilyneil August 19, 2008

Zaneing Off

Offending a woman with offensive, obnoxious, irritating, and generally tasteless comments, causing her to try to leave the area as quickly as possible.

He would be getting some if he could just keep his mouth shut and avoid zaneing off every girl that comes around with his horrible jokes.

by itsthatbradguy July 7, 2010

ZANGSTA

Anyone who is a gangsta/gangster, cool, etc. and their name starts with the letter "z."

Bob: Dude that kid Zach is so cool.
Jeff: Yeah, he's a fucking zangsta!

by youdafoo92 May 4, 2010

Zane

A black guy with a huge dick that gets all kinds of pussy, he also beasts at basketball, also hes pretty much all around amazing

HEY, u hear about that zane

yea he really beasts at bball
and getting puss
i kno right he is amazing!

by ha ah January 18, 2010