A naturally blessed country in the south seas next to Australia. There are some Australians who think NZ's not worth a pinch of shit, and lay lots of it on NZ because they don't know any better. I hope there are only a minority of Australians who feel like this, as in all honesty NZ is pretty damn awesome. Also, many Kiwis tend to hate Australia because they think Australians dislike NZ. Hopefully it isn't too widespread.
Aussie 1: New Zealand's not worth a pinch of shit!
Aussie 2: Oath
Aussie 1: No there's lots of Aussies who think that.
Aussie 2: Oath
Aussie 1: No there's lots of Aussies who think that.
by Paul Ward December 14, 2006
Get the New Zealand mug.Totally awesome country that I've visited many times even though I am an American citizen and didn't get dual-citizenship until last year. Fuck off all you stupid ass Aussies who think NZ is a load of shit cuz nobody here or there likes you either. Oh, and none of you dumbshits can imitate their accents, so just stop trying before you hurt yourself trying to think about it.
Aussie: NZ'ers suck
American/NZ citizen: Fuck you
Aussie: We're the shit so fuck yourself, we know every fucking thing about NZ and everything else too
American/NZ citizen: bullshit, you don't seem to know that everyone hates you! And that you'll never come close to knowing shit about anything NZ.
American/NZ citizen: Fuck you
Aussie: We're the shit so fuck yourself, we know every fucking thing about NZ and everything else too
American/NZ citizen: bullshit, you don't seem to know that everyone hates you! And that you'll never come close to knowing shit about anything NZ.
by Anna April 16, 2004
Get the new zealand mug.A pretty good country, with the exception of wannabe gangsters, and the National party. XD
Is also small, and not many people from other countries know very much about NZ.
And no, noone screws sheep -.-
NZ has like, the best rugby players in the world, lol
And some shitty place called the Beehive (lol, parliament)
Sir Edmund Hillary was from NZ, he was the first dude to climb mt Everest.
NZ is also home to Maoris, most of them are pretty awesome, there are a few who fall under the "wannabe gangster" category though. basically they are just like everyone else though, but they also have their own language, and they also created the "hāngi" which is like.. I cbf explaining, just look it up lol, but it is nice XD
Also I hear alotta people say random shit about Australia.. haha..
It's pretty stupid, there aint even any need for it, maybe they say something stupid like pavlova comes from there, and that we shag sheeps (omg seriously fucking, nobody NOBODY does that -.-) but noone has to retalliate, eventually if we stop saying stuff like that, they probably would too.. it's not like everyone means it when they say some of these things, but it offends some.. so yeah. lol
ohh and there is also 3 islands, The North Island, The South island, and Stewart Island.
Pavlova is nice... NZ cooking is ftw!
And incase anyone is wondering, we have proper houses, we don't live in little straw huts or anything like that, lol
Also it is pretty good for tourism. If you come over you can find out for yourself XD
Yeah maybe this is a terrible description of NZ but now you know some pretty random things XD
lol, merry christmas =D
Is also small, and not many people from other countries know very much about NZ.
And no, noone screws sheep -.-
NZ has like, the best rugby players in the world, lol
And some shitty place called the Beehive (lol, parliament)
Sir Edmund Hillary was from NZ, he was the first dude to climb mt Everest.
NZ is also home to Maoris, most of them are pretty awesome, there are a few who fall under the "wannabe gangster" category though. basically they are just like everyone else though, but they also have their own language, and they also created the "hāngi" which is like.. I cbf explaining, just look it up lol, but it is nice XD
Also I hear alotta people say random shit about Australia.. haha..
It's pretty stupid, there aint even any need for it, maybe they say something stupid like pavlova comes from there, and that we shag sheeps (omg seriously fucking, nobody NOBODY does that -.-) but noone has to retalliate, eventually if we stop saying stuff like that, they probably would too.. it's not like everyone means it when they say some of these things, but it offends some.. so yeah. lol
ohh and there is also 3 islands, The North Island, The South island, and Stewart Island.
Pavlova is nice... NZ cooking is ftw!
And incase anyone is wondering, we have proper houses, we don't live in little straw huts or anything like that, lol
Also it is pretty good for tourism. If you come over you can find out for yourself XD
Yeah maybe this is a terrible description of NZ but now you know some pretty random things XD
lol, merry christmas =D
by lolololXD December 23, 2008
Get the new zealand mug.New Zealand is a nice little country. It is the best country at the sport rugby you know the sport that is for real people not for sook losers who wear guards all over their bodies and helmets, rugby players only get a mouth guard. The country is competitive with australia at basically everything and kiwis often get mistken for austraila since the flag is so damn similar. Nz got smart people.... And other stuff, not the most unique place but is pretty sweet, also basically everyone says "Yeah Nah" as well as alot of other different slang...
by Askingme January 25, 2015
Get the New Zealand mug.A small group of islands located in the Pacific ocean and known for its massive population of sheep and friendly rivalry with Australia. New Zealand is run by a supposedly democratic government which sometimes consists of corrupt or stupid politicians e.g. David Cunliffe and Judith Collins. Teenagers ( and sometimes adults) often use the term 'bro' (sometimes mispronounced bra) which they refer to as mate/friend/pal etc. New Zealanders are known for their passion for rugby and ingenuity. Despite house prices skyrocketing, drug problems and too many car accidents because of tourists New Zealand is still a great, safe(mostly) country to live in without the worry of drive by shootings(except that one time), riots and corrupt police.
New Zealand is a great place to live despite corrupt politicians and tourists that cannot drive safely without killing someone.
by All the good names are taken. February 23, 2015
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the most important being north and south. we do have this other place called west island but lots of australians live there so we try not to mention it
the most important being north and south. we do have this other place called west island but lots of australians live there so we try not to mention it
by blah blah blah blah x10 September 8, 2006
Get the new zealand mug.A gorgeous country full of talented people, who don't kiss USA ass like Aussies do. It's not actually in Europe, as is widely believed, sadly, it's in close proximity to Australia.
We are the first country to fly (NOT USA, RETARDS), to climb Mt Everest, and to give women the vote.
We are the first country to fly (NOT USA, RETARDS), to climb Mt Everest, and to give women the vote.
New Zealanders Who Australia Has Laid Claims To (Pathetic):
Keisha Castle-Hughes
Michael Campbell
Phar Lap
Split Enz
The Inventer of the Pavlova
RUSSELL CROWE IS IN NO WAY A NEW ZEALANDER, HE IS JUST A DISGRACE AND A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE TYPICAL AUSTRALIAN.
Keisha Castle-Hughes
Michael Campbell
Phar Lap
Split Enz
The Inventer of the Pavlova
RUSSELL CROWE IS IN NO WAY A NEW ZEALANDER, HE IS JUST A DISGRACE AND A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE TYPICAL AUSTRALIAN.
by Tiffi September 21, 2005
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