Hot Moms in Your Area

Porn site ad that pretends like there are hot women in your area wanting to have sex with you.

Person1: *masturbating to porn*
Porn Site Ad: Hot Moms in your AREA! Get ready to FUCK.

by akselly March 12, 2021

in your face

defiantly confrontational; also an exclamation of contempt

According to the The American Heritage Dictionary of Idioms, this slangy phrase originated in sports journalism about basketball during the 1970's as a phrase of contempt used against the opposing team and extended to other areas in the 1980s.

"In your face, mister."

by Beachsaint December 30, 2007

Put all your poo in one sock

Sort out one's problems, contain and deal with one's problems, such that one has problems but at least they are localised. "Poo" is often replaced by "shit".

"Put all your poo in one sock, then meet me at the pub" - Hamish and Andy

by MC-Australia February 8, 2008

don't stick your dick in crazy

Pretty straightforward. That moral your friends repeat over and over again when they tell you that you shouldn't have slept with that girl last night 'cause they knew she'd take shit too seriously.

Clarence: shit bruv that Jessica chick is all over me she won't get off of me man she's tagging me in all this relationship post bullshit, saving pics of me, telling her friends, texting me 24/7... what do I do?
Bob: bro idk lmao you bloody fuckin' had sex with her not me. you know what they say fam don't stick your dick in crazy.

by Seenlord September 12, 2016

put your foot in your mouth

Saying something that makes a person feel pain or embarrassment.

I had to second-guess you for a while for putting your foot in your mouth.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 27, 2005

Old like the condom in your wallet

Extremely old. Soon to be expired.

A: Check out the NEW JZ collection!
B: NEW?! It's Old like the condom in your wallet.

by Guy st April 26, 2006

get your shit in one sock

v. To "get your shit in one sock" means to get organized, to "pull yourself together," to regain your composure. Having to use more than one sock to hold a given volume of feces is considered wasteful and inefficient, if by careful planning a single sock would do the trick. Thus, the essence of this phrase is a metaphor for thriftiness.

"Listen: you've been absent from class five days, you never turn in your homework on time, you refuse to take your Ritalin like a good boy, and your foul language is out of control! It is time to sit down one-on-one with the guidance counselor and get your shit in one sock, young man."

by Carl Willis November 7, 2005