You can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes

Life is unpredictable, strange and beautiful. Always live on the bright side of life.

Well, you know what they say “you can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes”

by Dudewholikesbannanas May 09, 2021

I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her

All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!

I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.

by QuacksO July 27, 2019

Can you feel it?

This phrase is used heavily with the surprise anal strategies due to its durability. This phrase can be used/found in almost every conversation.

Guy: “Babe, I’m in your ass”
Girl: “What?! No way!”
Guy: “Oh, can you feel it?” Then just jam it in her ass

by Saxon101 June 23, 2019

can you be my friend?

Yes

You:can you be my friend?

Me the person writing this:yes

by AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHGGGG November 01, 2020

can you hear me?

Nope, I can't hear you. Try asking again.

Astronaut: *Beep* Can you hear me?
G Control: *Beep* Nope. Try asking with a nicer tone.

by Sans Spiritus August 01, 2017

Can You Feel The Storm?

a catch phrase used to refer to the rejected Street Fighter character Zubaz

Zubaz is going to be on Street Fighter V?

Can you feel the storm?

by tHe_BaZ January 24, 2013

can you just stop

A way used to tell someone who is doing something that is annoying or to tell to just stop whatever they are doing. Often saying can you just stop alone will not be enough to get your message through. For example if the person you want to stop is a annoying person or just highly persistent often it will take multiple can you just stop. In more extreme cases cursing may be needed to get the message through.

Guy:how was your day?
Annoying guy:oh yea I went this cool trip bla bla bla
(10hours later)
Guy:CAN YOU JUST STOP

by mr mr jellyman October 30, 2017