Yoda-ears

Yoda-ears is what happens when a mask's straps are on too tight.

I prefer to cover my mouth with a neck gaiter since it won't give me yoda-ears.

by Tim Ozman July 20, 2020

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Depresso Yoda

Just your average yoda man. 50+ years old. failed all staff apps. has deep voice yet still baby. can not use force. travels the world and takes photos of scenery and food. plays a bot who looks like his distant relative. mostly known as "yoda"

"Yoda's a simp" - Beth
"You shouldn't be talking" - Depresso Yoda

by Depresso Yoda April 11, 2021

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Gandalf or Yoda?

Gandalf is a man
Yoda is a puppet

I'll take Gandalf

by lezbo October 13, 2003

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yoda cock

A cock that is wise beyond it's many years that is also short, green and smells like it lives in a long forgotten swamp. To be avoided by all except the most knowledge hungry gnar bitches.

That fool tried to bang me in the rump with his yoda cock. At first I wasn't into it then I realized the wisdom there was to be gained so I took it deep into me. I feel smarter already.

by hinky mayfew March 4, 2014

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