yard yeti

A yard yeti is a child usually between the ages of 12 and 17 years that awoke from adolescent hibernation early and hasn't quite reached full human development. They aren't self controlled enough to be turned loose on the general public but they already know everything, just ask them. They're unpredictable in regard to behavior and most frequently show signs of deafness even when yelled at. They generally use only grunts and snipes but can be clearly understood with calls such as "I'm bored" and "I'm hungry". The male of this species is known to eat everything in sight! And the female attracts others of their species that are just as obnoxious. Topping a 10' high electric fence with razor wire sometimes helps keep the males at bay, but they are sneaky little devils.

I just walked in from the garage and both of your Yard Yetis looked like they were up to no good!

by Grumpy Grandpa August 21, 2014

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yard shoes

A pair of shoes having the distinct characteristic of being "old" or "worn out". Fit for being worn in the yard or on the street in situations not suitable for nice shoes. Often worn by individuals of the inner city African American community.

That nigga walkin around in piss and shit all day. Good thing he wearin' his yard shoes.

by The GodFocker November 22, 2011

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Bangin in the Yard

Verb- to make loud noises and carry- on in a classless manner.

Those iron workers on level 3 are moving all that steel around, talking about big vaginas, and generally bangin in the yard.

by Atticus Danger O'Rem January 3, 2020

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Yard Haunt

An simple or elaborate display in ones front yard, usually on Halloween. Most involve zombies coming out of the ground (groundbreakers), some sort of witch and jack o lanterns. Some choose to use store bought props or make their own.

1"The old guy down the street set up a big yard haunt"
2"Really? The weird one with the crazy voice?"
1"Yeah, theres some pretty intense zombies down there"

by Marrowthemadman October 3, 2010

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Yard sharks

Ornery little dogs, like Chihuahuas or other small mutts that run around wild in a yard chewing, digging, snarling, and generally destroying whatever they can.

Yard sharks are two or more small dogs that rip across the yards, jumping and snapping, biting, and tearing stuff up, like the shark in Jaws. "Watch out! Lucy and moose are at it again!".

by Jenefur November 7, 2014

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