Wookie-suiter

A libertarian. Esp. one who owns multiple Mosin-Nagants and a longbox full of comic books, reads science fiction, and refers to their minivan as the "Millennium Falcon".

I am not a wookie-suiter! I don't even own a minivan; the Millennium Falcon is a BMW convertible!

by pork-you-pine November 30, 2010

Taming the wookie

Making a retarted girl climax until she makes the sound of a female wookie.

Hey Dude! Remember that chick we saw at the restaurant that looked like Corkey from the TV show Life Goes On? Well I brought her over to my house and was taming the wookie all night long!!!!

by Bro-mance March 5, 2009

dead wookie

A large and foul smelling turd of mythical proportions.

I just did a dead wookie an I'm too scared to go back into the bogs to flush it!

by Container September 25, 2003

BUSH WOOKIE

Something really racist. It's banned in 50 different continents including Jupiter and the Sun.

James: Look at that BUSH WOOKIE!
everyone: HUUUUUHHHH?!??!?!?!

by Lyxo September 2, 2022

Wookie Jack

Masturbating a hairy man.

Guy: Yo man my gf gave me a wookie jack last night
Friend: My mom told me that gives you hairy palms.

by Lol huh? July 9, 2015

nookie wookie

wookies during mating season

Hey Han, I think Chewie is a nookie wookie cause he just raped R2's eye socket

by noahthemok March 31, 2011

Wookie Plan

An attempt at subterfuge that entails using one party member as a prisoner of the other two (or more) where the non-prisoners appear to be members of the group they are infiltrating and the prisoner is unable to assume such a guise.

There's no way you could pass as a storm trooper, we're going to have to go the wookie plan.

by Scott Nelson September 25, 2005