someone who is being: annoying (Usually trying to show you a video), horny, or abusing mayo on their food.
by fuckchapman December 29, 2020

1. hot surfers who ride wooden station wagons to the beach
2. girls who like to ride guys erect dicks ( all the wayyy to the beachh...and then get a chicken nugget in the sand)
2. girls who like to ride guys erect dicks ( all the wayyy to the beachh...and then get a chicken nugget in the sand)
morgs: hey! lets go ridea woodie to the beach!
suze: no! i just wanna ride a guys woodie!
manda: MEE TOO! I WANNA RIDE WOODIEs IN THE BACK OF A WOODIE ON THE WAY TO THE BEACH!
suze and morgs: oh yes, thats hottt
suze: no! i just wanna ride a guys woodie!
manda: MEE TOO! I WANNA RIDE WOODIEs IN THE BACK OF A WOODIE ON THE WAY TO THE BEACH!
suze and morgs: oh yes, thats hottt
by NEIGHMEATLOAFmas December 17, 2009

by Pizzabortion April 19, 2022

people ; hahahahah that was the funniest joke ever
woody; tells not so funny joke
people: dude you pullin a woody (killed it)
woody; tells not so funny joke
people: dude you pullin a woody (killed it)
by 700002 December 2, 2009

the act of NOT sleeping with a girl due to her young age and state of vulnerability, getting her number only to text her later to make sure she arrived home safely.
Guy: How come you didn't "hit it and quit it" with that girl? She was all over you!
Colin Mochrie: I thought I'd be a nice guy and give her the reverse Woody experience.
Colin Mochrie: I thought I'd be a nice guy and give her the reverse Woody experience.
by redditor April 5, 2012

Something that—on one side—looks to be true, actually isn't. And what doesn't look to be true, is—on the opposite side—actually true.
In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.
In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.
Dude 1: Yo Tim just pulled another Woody Allen when his girlfriend caught him making out with another chick at the party and he got away with it
Dude 2: That lucky bastard
Dude 2: That lucky bastard
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 2, 2020

by Erica&emma+mydick May 6, 2009
