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Maria Withdrawal

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

This is a lifelong condition. The only cure is to spend time with Maria again.
My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated and struggle to focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I’ve not seen her in over a week.
by LivingWithReality August 14, 2022
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wigger withdrawals

When a white person starts losing aspects of black stereotype(s). ex: Starting to dislike robbery or Grape Kool-Aid.
Noah: Man, I don't like robbing people anymore.

Vincent: Damn, your wigger-ass is going through wigger withdrawals
by fn trickshotter April 29, 2025
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Holler Withdraw

Is when you haven't hollered at someone of the attracted sex for a while (a few days, etc) and have the itch to go out and holler.
Ray is in a foreign country and can not communicate with any females. When he comes back to his home town he will holler at anything that walks because he has been experiencing Holler Withdraw.
by littlekrn June 2, 2009
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Whip Withdrawals

When someone loses their personal vehicle and is unable to drive it.
My car is in the shop and I'm having whip withdrawals.
by Big Hustle June 2, 2018
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blindy withdrawal

The withdrawal of a person named blindy. The person who is your color green. Blindy withdrawal is to the point you now cannot imagine your life without them. They see you and understands you more than anyone else.
Person 1: I got blindy withdrawal.
Person 2: hopefully you'll see him soon.
Person 1: I know I miss him way too much.
by Pseudo-anonymous1234 December 1, 2023
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Squircle Withdrawal

When a group of squircle goers are away from the EOB squircle for a prolonged (2-3 days) period of time and need to get back asap
Dude, I need to see best friend and best friendstress in the squircle, i'm in total squircle withdrawal
by edjde July 22, 2019
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Wonka Withdrawal

The act of putting warm baby oil in a turkey baseter and shoving it up a woman's ass and violently slamming her mud factory until she produces red chocolate and eats it from you cock like a soft ice-cream cone
Eric ordered a Wonka Withdrawal from Connie the anaconda
by Crissythumbs June 8, 2023
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