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Wank of Wisdom

When a person has thoughts of cheating on their significant other and they masturbate to relieve their lust and return to clear, rational thought; usually realizing that cheating is not worth it.
The only thing you need to stop you from cheating is the Wank of Wisdom, because cheating is not okay.
by Niphty Biscuit February 10, 2022
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bags of wisdom

anoter saying of "boobs"
Guy 1: Look at that girls bags of wisdom bouncing!
Guy 1: Yeah, She's sexy af.
by aric_clovic March 23, 2024
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my wisdom

To be someone's girl or wife
I'm on the phone with my wisdom
by SexyCaramel February 9, 2023
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high wisdom

When you come up with the best idea you've ever had. It's the bomb. Nobody has ever thought of it before and you're going to become rich when you execute your plan. And then you realize you're just high.
John, in another amazing example of "high wisdom" described, to the exact specific detail, how he would discover the cure for cancer.
by tjneuron June 16, 2017
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Wisdom Shit

The moment when youre dropping a massive shit and contemplate what it would feel like to have a dick in your ass.
David's Wisdom shit left him thinking about his cute friend
by herpeez May 22, 2017
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wisdom rain

A hella funny YouTuber that does random stuff. But he is very weird
Yo did you see Wisdom Rain’s new vid?
Yeah it was questionable..
by SuperTuber October 29, 2019
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Wisdom Eye

A black eye, quite often gotten in the process of gaining wisdom by knowing not to do whatever it was that got you hit in the eye in the first place.
M: Hey did you see Bernadettes' wisdom eye?

J: Yeah, she's still learning when to shut the fuck up!
by Some wiseman April 7, 2019
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