Wiggle police

An individual that gets upset when you masturbate when he or she is not present to participate in the sexual activity.

Person 1- What did you do today?
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!

by Sleepy Dummy July 2, 2014

shiggle wiggle

a homestuck tiktok dance

user 1: i love doing the shiggle wiggle
user 2: oh dear god help me

by cr0nusampora June 11, 2021

Public Wiggling

The act of touching someone's private part in a public setting.

Last night, she got really drunk and was public wiggling at the bar.

by Stojo May 9, 2014

Wiggling the banana

When a boy wiggles his penis to turn someone on

Jimmy: Do you want to see me wiggling the banana
Chris: Ok sure

by Sleep well tonight;) March 27, 2017

Wiggle Thumbs

When you get so drunk your thumbs move more than you intended them to.

Joe got so drunk when he texted his uber he had Wiggle Thumbs.

by xd_Jayy73 March 21, 2020

wiggle foot

A black brown bird with a yellow beak that wiggles when it walks

Maya: "I just saw a flock of wiggle feet!"
Bert: "What are those"
Maya: "it's a brown and black bird that wiggles when it walks"
Bert: "That's rad, I want a wiggle foot !"

by Banananananassss August 1, 2016

Wiggle through

West coast word for "slide through"

"Im gonna wiggle through"

by Milthy March 9, 2017