wiggle bops

Wiggle Bops is the semen that comes out of a flacid penis. This only happens to gay men named Andy.

I sure do love it when my boyfriend get his Wiggle Bops on me!

by Wiggle Bopping December 11, 2013

Wiggle police

An individual that gets upset when you masturbate when he or she is not present to participate in the sexual activity.

Person 1- What did you do today?
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!

by Sleepy Dummy July 2, 2014

boogie wiggle

A short female with brown hair and is very joyful and crazy.

My good friend is a boogie wiggle.

by ModdZxFallen February 13, 2017

Wiggling the banana

When a boy wiggles his penis to turn someone on

Jimmy: Do you want to see me wiggling the banana
Chris: Ok sure

by Sleep well tonight;) March 27, 2017

Wiggle jiggle

It’s a wiggling Weiner

Oh my wiggle jiggle is soo big

by Yuyuwiggles September 27, 2019

Public Wiggling

The act of touching someone's private part in a public setting.

Last night, she got really drunk and was public wiggling at the bar.

by Stojo May 9, 2014

Wiggle Bread

A large peice of bread with ounds, and ounds of butter on it. It is microwaved for exactly 1 minute, and then it's all wiggley, and gooshy.

Your brain is the consistancy of Wiggle Bread

by EveryoneSingingLlamaSongs December 19, 2009