Directors Wife Syndrome 

A phenomenon where a seniors person in a company (or wife) changes workload and priority across a business based on a random individual request.

See also HiPPO and JFDI

Originated Friday February 5, 1999. UK Release of Disney Pixar "A Bug's Life".
Woolworths UK had sold out of Flick Action Figure in local store where a directors wife was shopping. Entire company spent the day reporting on all Bug's Life merchandise across the company based on this one product in one store not being available for a directors wife to buy.

Drop everything, we need to prioritise this directors wife syndrome request.

Directors Wife Syndrome by Wooly Memories October 1, 2021

Wife swapping

where two or more guys exchange wives.
The difference between swinging and wife swapping is that swinging is just for sex but in wife swapping the new wife lives with the guy as a real wife.

John goes wife swapping every chance he gets.

Wife swapping by deep blue 2012 December 30, 2009

Kill-My-Wife Spray 

A spray that needs to be invented by the makers of Raid that effectively kills my wife upon spraying her. This spray would not leave any detectable traces of poison for the CSI team to uncover so I could claim it as a case of SWDS (sudden wife death syndrom).

I would show that nagging pest of a wife when I get rid of her like I did the last one--with a few squirts of kill-my-wife spray when she's sleeping off the beating I gave her.

Kill-My-Wife Spray by Anal Czar October 26, 2010

Afghanistani Wife Syndrome 

The tendency to get your ass whooped by your husband and maybe being one of many wives.

example 1: Dude I heard khalehdi, Mahmoud's fifth wife was beaten by him for sneezing in public without his permission. She really has a bad case of Afghanistani wife syndrome.

example 2: man brenda has some series Afghanistani Wife Syndrome"

"wdym"

"bro shes like this guys 5th wife and last time she sneezed in public he beat the shit out of her

Afghanistani Wife Syndrome by The bambino turner June 24, 2020

Happy Wife Syndrome 

It is a birth defect in which a male has two heads on his member, allowing him to use them for both kinds of penetration at the same time. Thus making his wife very happy.

Rachel: "Why does Sally always have a smile on her face?"
Julie: "It's because Josh has Happy Wife Syndrome."

Happy Wife Syndrome by Mshine December 12, 2008

Wife Span 

The sum of years married divided by the number of marriages.

Jimmy has a really short wife span on average 4 years.

Wife Span by macaddictr October 29, 2012

wife savy 

Wife savy are girls or women who can clean ,cook, and love. The whole package

Girls with the letters K😍 ,A💍 ,J💜 ,I💕 Z😘 ,&& M😏 are usually wife savy

wife savy by omggurl_love March 21, 2016