whaeh

Projectile vomit; something bad or something you dislike. Usually done with a hand gesture to suggest as such.

Ugh, this maths homework is whaeh.

My girlfriend dumped me. Thats ok man, she was a whaeh bag.

by Mrs Skywalker May 16, 2009

wheatarded

Someone who has wheat allergies. People who eat gluten free.

"Oh, you ordered gluten free mac and cheese? You must wheatarded!"

by mo00ose November 19, 2013

wheat penis

some call it a "weanus". it is nearly identical to a penis, except it is made of wheat instead of pure, 100% penis for all you gluten-free people out there.

I had the best wheat penis for lunch this morning.

by jimbobbibob September 5, 2016

wheataboo

Someone who pretends to have wheat intolerance to gain attention, normally this attention can not be gained by their personality so they pretend to have a digestive condition instead.

Gregg -"Ohhh, ahh, guys, Oh guys i cant eat that i have a wheat intolerance."
Everyone else - "fuck off Gregg stop being a wheataboo and eat your pizza"

by Soutty May 10, 2018

Wheat Beans

The most vegan thing a vegan can eat

Me: What’s in that drink Sam?
Sam: Almond milk and wheat beans
Me: You’re the best vegan there is!

by CubeDweller August 29, 2018

wheat moon

What farmers call the Harvest Moon. Primarily wheat farmers.

Molly: Mom theres a wheat moon tonight, does that mean the farmers can harvest their crops?
Chrissy: Back in my day we called it a Harvest moon, but whatever, potato tomato.

by bostoncasey September 14, 2019

Wheat Thicks

When you make an Oreo, but instead of a chocolate cookie and icing-substance, you instead use a pair of wheat thins and spray cheese.

This Terrifies the German.

"I'm making Wheat Thicks for my next D&D session, Do you think it's more 'murican to use American flavored spray cheese, or cheddar-flavored-but-contains-no-actual-cheddar?"

by Smallwise OGee January 25, 2022