Roast Whipping Post

For someone to diss you/mock you based on a characteristic of yourself, your personality, clothes etc. in front of a lot of people

Example of a Roast Whipping Post:
Teacher: Ok Class, that's the bell everyone is dismissed. Stacy, please see me after class.
Stacy: Why? Can't get a date for prom?
Teacher: If that was the case I would've asked one of the pretty girls.
Class: DAYUM!!!!

by McQuackez February 8, 2018

dick whipping

wasting time, avoiding something you don't want to do but have to do, forgetting to do something because you were doing something else (usually less important).

Hey Darin! Stop dick whipping and let's go to Crossfit!

by kawikados February 20, 2018

Fist Whipping

One during the act of fisting whips during the action. Whether with the hand located in the interior of their desired target or their free hand.

Some dude I was playing with on fortnite said and I quote " you fucking suck I bet your dad was fist whipping your mom before she had you" I said yeet and left the party.

"Generation Z Kid" - 2018

by YungSpitFire2018AkaWhipKing September 24, 2018

Pussy Wapping

The act of female ejaculation performed by herself on her Clitoris.

"BY THE HEAVENS SHE'S PUSSY WAPPING"

by Soeven November 13, 2021

Sacrificial whipping boy

No. I'm not going to pay the price for your inability to cope with the fact that your kids are getting fucked and stuffed by your priests and your bureaucrats.

Hym "No. I'm just a sacrificial whipping boy you're using to cope with your child safety anxiety. Nothing has changed. I still have everything to gain and nothing to lose. And you can't say the same."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2023

Willy-Wrapping

The act of putting a condom on the penis.

Jonquavius: Willy-Wrapping saved me from paying child support!

by John Elden Ring October 16, 2023

Russian Schlong Whipping

when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.

Can't wait until my uncle comes. He's gonna give me the best Russian schlong whipping of my life

by Shaedy September 20, 2018