two weeks

When you're out with your friends and you see a really obese girl/woman nearby, instead of saying to your friends “look at the size of that fat ass over there” which isn’t exactly subtle, you say “Two Weeks” and look in the direction of the target fat ass.

If they’re much larger than your average ‘two weeker’ you start with “two weeks” and then someone else might say “four weeks” and this repeats until you get to a period of time you all agree on.

“Two weeks” comes from the film ‘Total Recall’ In the film Douglas Quaid played by Arnold Schwarzenegger returns to Mars inside a robot fat woman suit. Arriving on Mars the robot woman’s head malfunctions and starts repeating the phrase “Two Weeks” before exploding.

“Check out two weeks over there”

“More like six weeks”

“No way, that’s four months”

by Mr Hauser December 12, 2008

28 Weeks Later

The sequel to the somewhat decent 28 Days Later. Lacks much of the style of the first movie, instead focusing on tension and lots of screaming and running away.

It should be noted that 99% of this film seems to have been shot in the dark. Not like "hey it's a little hard to see" but more like Blair Witch Project-style pitch blackness. Annoying as hell, if you ask me.

Hey did you see 28 Weeks Later?

by Domino June 8, 2007

Weebs

Shortened version of weeaboo; someone who is gross af, but has a weird connection with anime, like a soul bond or some thing

Parent: don't go there, it's full of weebs

by Lydtehsquid August 25, 2018

Weedsicle

A tasty treat similar to a Popsicle, except that the ingredients are weed, and water. Typically enjoyed by people called weedists.
Also known as a weed water popsicle.

Dude 1: "Dude, have a taste of my weedsicle!"
Dude 2: "No offense bro, but you are a mega weedist."

by Tronny Jenkins January 6, 2010

weenstick

One who describes someone else as being a weenstick and isn't being ironic, is, himself, a weenstick.

Ralphie: Dude, that guy has stolen my lunch money so many times. He is SUCH a weenstick.

Doug: Shut the fuck up, Ralphie. You're the weenstick.

by GooDictionary December 30, 2013

six weeks'

In the UK, the six weeks summer holidays. Most of the world has longer in the summer, and shorter breaks throught the year to compensate for lost time.

In the six weeks', I like to cause trouble in foreign countries.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

wees

CHAV - simple as, nothing else needs to be said, end of, full stop.

"look at the geezer with his nike shox and his trakkie bottoms tucked into his socks, what a wees"



(only joking wees)

by mike hunt December 16, 2004