Weener

An idiotic doofus. Much like dork, weener is a 'penis' insult.

You stole my pen, you weener!

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

baby dyke weekend

baby dyke weekend is the name given by the locals of Provincetown to Memorial day weekend. This is due to the large number of younger lesbians who seemingly invade Provincetown. It is one of the only times when the number of lesbians is higher than the number of gay men. The lesbians present on this weekend tend to range in age from college up to mid thirties, and the spring break feeling of the weekend is undeniable.

Kate and Mary bought thirty racks on their way to Provincetown for baby dyke weekend.

by Agi June 2, 2008

Weekend

Two days at the end of a week when nobody works and if they do it's usually a second job or an asshole boss who takes advantage of you.

Steve : Hello
Chad : Hey Steve I noticed when I was leaving work yesterday there was a lot of pee cake and poop stains in the bathrooms & it smells like an out house in our breakroom clean them up real good this Weekend.
Steve : Oh would it be ok if I eat the pee cake I just love the taste of pee?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out and if you want grab a spoon and eat some shit too!
Steve : Really pee cake & shit turds I'm so lucky it's gonna be A great Weekend!
Chad : Well I better let you get to work me and the wifey are on our way to the beach!
Chad's Wife : What kind of fuckin idiots do you have working for you?
Chad : Hey it's so hard to find A good Weekend bitch when you find an idiot you make them happy!
Chad's Wife : True Weekend help is so hard to find!

by SlopNChop September 16, 2017

wet weekend

miserable bastard; sulky, self-pitying, whiney person.

You can continue to be a wet weekend your whole life, but eventually we're all going to get sick of you.

by Sappho August 14, 2006

weekesy

weekesy is the nick name for an absolute legend. a "weekesy" is usually very good looking

-I was out with weekesy last nite. he is such a legend

by weekesy October 20, 2004

weekend

The cause of the creation of 75% of this population.

It's the weekend, and I'm writing definitions on Urban Dictionary because I have nothing better to do.

by Iamawesomedog May 19, 2018

Weener Banjo

The process of taking any male human being and grabbing the shaft of his penis and pulling it up and tying it around his shoulder. If the genitalia has not ripped by this point, you proceed to take the man and turn him on his side and strum on his stretched out penis as if you would do on a banjo making very melodic and beautiful sounds.

Jeff: Man! This song is so soothing.
Mike: Of course it is, it's made using one of the most beautiful instruments on earth.
Jeff: What would that be?
Mike: The Weener Banjo, of course!

by JuicyWookie February 14, 2012