Wash Strokes

When you wind up mastutbsting yourself to orgasm while bathing or showering. Typically starts with a few innocent soapy wash strokes to clean the genitals but quickly turns into a full on wank or bean flicking session.

I intended to take a quick shower to rinse off but as usual, it ended with wash strokes.

I was washing the knob cheese from my foreskin and ended up doing wash strokes and busted a rope all down my leg.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

pussy washed

A stage beyond whipped; brain washed by a girl's vagina.

Greg is so pussy washed by his girlfriend Veronica.

by Founder of Ls May 15, 2015

gorilla wash

The act of squatting in the shower and splashing water on your nuts like a gorilla to get rid of leftover soap suds on your sack.

I had to do a gorilla wash on my nuts before all the water went down the drain.

by deathfordough June 10, 2011

brick wash

a girl that is so ugly it looks like she washed her face with a pile of bricks.

have you seen brick wash around? Where did that ugly bitch go. Originated in Pittsburg California

by Morgan Sevobogohff May 9, 2006

Pillow wash

The act of ejaculating on a pillow prior to intercourse. Followed by engaging in anal sex while rubbing your partners face in the pillow thereby giving her a pillow wash.

Dude, I totally gave that chick a pillow wash last night.

by Curious Joe October 18, 2015

the washing machine

When performing the act of the "donkey punch" goes horribly wrong and the woman goes into seizures and shakes on your "member" like a washing machine would.

That girl shook the washing machine all over me.

by Hsimpsons13 April 29, 2006

wash and wank

To pleasure yourself in the shower. It's convenient because it kills two birds with one stone, the buckling down and the clean up.

Friend: Hey you wanna go to taco bell?
Me: Sorry, I gotta do the ol' wash and wank
Friend: Can I join?
Me: Yee

by bound2 June 1, 2016