wander wand

typically a guy who is handsome but dumb, some may say a himbo, who beefs with 15-year-olds online.

oh looks that's a dumb guy who is beefing with a 15-year-old, must be wander wand

by bhahahahahanolmao July 20, 2023

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Murder Wand

Pistol
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Strap

Guy1: aye that nigga talking shit again
Guy2: well pass me the murder wand so we can handle the business

by murder wand April 01, 2018

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forgotten wand

when you lose your penis in a hogwarts bathroom

"Dude I woke up with a forgotten wand again"

by alfredo_cuck July 14, 2017

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wand chowder

Highly prized semen. Wand chowder is so sought after that average men would pay a stud endowed with that wand chowder to impregnate their wives.

Theo Von invented the word on the spot when a caller to his show, This Past Weekend, asked him to impregnate his wife.

See also: root sauce, stick venom

I've got that wand chowder, babyyy!

by HwackyHwednesday November 08, 2023

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