landon the wand

a person named Landon who has a wand and a wand and a wand and a wand. we could assume that Landon has a wand

-Landon has a wand
-ok- landon the wand

by estoy fukin him October 4, 2023

Wave the wand

You tapped that. You hit. U dubbed her. U got a sack to roll. Went to war

U wave the wand yet?

Yes
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by BEEAUCHT May 22, 2022

Wande

A specimen. A man who looks like a woman, but acts like a complete caveman. In other words, the human form of BigFoot.

Student A: "Yo my bus driver a Wande for real dawg"
Student B: "Nah no way, you got done dirty for real, praying for you!"

by TheRealLanceGibson April 5, 2022

Wand

A variant of dick

I wanna play with your wand

by anonymous January 20, 2021

Magic wanding

When you, as part of answering a question or having a discussion, describe the most optimal but sometimes unlikely scenario. Typically an answer to the question “if you had a magic wand, how would you make this better”

I see tha situation you present is a challenge and it’s hard to figure out how to solve it. How about you start by magic wanding it so we know what to strive for and we’ll take it from there?

by jinthearena June 17, 2021

Allah's magic wand

Slang for the RPG-7, used commonly in the Middle East, where Islam is common.

Muhammad showed off his allah's magic wand.

by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT December 2, 2024

Delphox Wand

A nickname for a thermal lance or any super-hot cutting tool, inspired by Delphox’s blazing fire powers and magical staff-like appearance when going full sparkler. Capable of reaching temperatures up to 5400 degrees Fahrenheit (3000 Degrees Celsius), so high they can cut through steel like butter.

Used humorously among engineers, metalworkers, and Pokémon fans to refer to any extreme heat source that "casts fire spells" on metal.

"Pass me the Delphox wand, I need to slice through this rusty beam."

"That thermal lance is a Delphox wand—hot enough to vaporize almost anything."

"To show you the Power of the Delphox Wand... I cut a car in half!"

by ErPhox05 July 14, 2025