callum wallace

A white specy boy who is 5'5 and likes to drink stella alone and punch his walls and sister. He also likes to mountain biking as the vibrations from the seat feel nice in his ass after a good fucking from his dad David wallace. He also showers with socks on and with his sister to save water.

Fuck callum Wallace

by gnfhts June 25, 2020

William Wallace

William Wallace was weak, he fought for scotish "freedom" but under estimated the fact some new that English rule would be beneficial to scotland, and so they rightfully captured the traitor of the land and he was punished accordingly.
Long live England, Long live St. George

Scotland is now the most unhealthy and uneducated part of the UK, it would have been a better place if william wallace did not rebel against English rule.

by Lord Emperor Hanson August 07, 2008

smoochie wallace

A wet, romantic kiss that last for a long time and usually is involved in a relationship

Dude, this chick asked me to give her a smoochie wallace and she loved it.

by S. James More October 22, 2012

Tim Wallaced

The act of being rammed in the ass while signing a contract.

I bought this car and got totally Tim Wallaced.

by Happy Pants February 20, 2004

wallacing the pipe

v. Act of passing an empty pipe to the next person in rotation without disclosing the contents need to be re-filled.

Seems like everytime John had a chance he was always wallacing the pipe and asking others to refill it.

Pls see bundy the pipe

by hot24boi September 28, 2006

Art Wallace

A pole smoking Gnome from Lebanon who does nothing more that lean back in his chair all day.

Oh, the phone is ringing? Let Bobber get that one, way min, hoe don, I towed you last week I couldn't stay.

by Linder W. December 29, 2004

Shrek Wallace

A shrek wallace is an individual who constantly bends the truth and compulsively lies to colleagues regarding forthcoming football fixtures on Tv

James:- Boys, does anybody know if the Man u game is on tonight?

Boys:- Dunno we'll check once were in the office

Later..........................

James:-
Only the Chelsea game is on tele tonight!
Gutted!

Kris:- Lies James, i just checked on the internet and it says the game is on justin TV - so shut the fuck up you lying shrek wallace before i come over there and bitch slap you till you turn green

by Scousish January 14, 2009