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Wowsers Bowsers 

A seemingly innocent phrase, often used in pervasive situations. It can be used as an explanation of joy or excitement, but it is more commonly used to remark on a female's body.
1. WOWSERS BOWSERS! How does she fit all that in them jeans?

2. (Slightly less perverted)
NickNick (MyMy) had a wowsers bowsers moment when Kristin shared his drink at the movies.

3. (No perverted connotation)
Wowsers bowsers, I am so sloshed from those XS energy drinks; honestly, out of my mind right now.
Wowsers Bowsers by RedLeader80 October 22, 2008
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Wowverweight 

Condition affecting World of Warcraft players who lack a nutritional diet plan while engaging in online game-play; resulting in an increased body mass index
Too much take-out and WoW time caused Timmy to become Wowverweight.
Wowverweight by Doc Fugazí January 18, 2010
When a mans partner performs felatio while he is playing the MMORPG "World of Warcraft" AKA: WoW.
Man sorry about the raid wipe I caused last night, I was getting a wowzer.
Wowzer by Ryno September 21, 2014
To be annihilated in front of everyone that has ever cared about you. The root of the word, "WoW", stems from the MMORPG "Word of Warcraft". This game alone has caused the death of hundreds, if not thousands of LAN centers across the world. Being "WoWed" is quite possibly the worst thing ever to happen to a person. It can end with frequent EMO characteristics.
"Dude, Brad Richter just got WoWed. I feel bad for him. Maybe we should send his family a care package."

That LAN center got its @$$ WoWed.

Taylor just WoWed me; I think I'll go listen to some H.H. and mutilate myself.
WoWed by mdmoose29 April 30, 2006

enviro-wowser 

In Australia a wowser is someone who believes other people having fun is bad. An enviro-wowser is someone who frowns on other people's activities if they are believed to use too many resources. It's a modern form of wowserism for the middle class.
The enviro-wowser was annoyed because we had lights on at the party. The enviro-wowser was shocked to see her date drive up in a V8.
Something that is very exciting and pleasing
I am so Wowe because I got a 100 on my test
Wowe by ClaytonHunt September 6, 2016
Name for someone that does not what to get in trouble. OR they do not want to do anything harmful or dangerous so they stay away from it. Someone who does not do anything fun. Sometimes; A goody two shoes.
Johnny: Hey, were gonna go egg Alex's house, you wanna come.
Max: No, what if someone sees us.
Johnny: Your such a wowser.
wowser by Ima_Beast August 7, 2009