2020 vision

A hashtag or phrase that’s used to ironically describe something that should have been a normal event but ended up being utterly ridiculous, insane, or absurd because it’s happened in the year 2020.

“England’s bought the wrong satellites for GPS after leaving the EU. Their government clearly has 2020 vision”

“Man have you seen the news? Kanye West is running for president #2020vision”

“Donald Trump bought up the entire worlds supply of the drug to help in the pandemic #2020Vision”

by littlebits July 9, 2020

Apple Vision Pro

A scaringly dystopian device that (might) replace smartphones

Person A: You saw the new Apple Vision Pro?
Person B: Yeah, that thing is dystopian

by Illegal_Mexican June 5, 2023

Carpal Tunnel Vision

An affliction that prevents all I.T. personnel and most desk jockeys from even looking at a computer monitor after work hours.

"Hey, I would love to come over and help you configure your home network tonight but I have Carpal Tunnel Vision and need to rest the orbs for tomorrows demands, sorry."

by myykuul January 7, 2010

Mini Pearle Vision

That annoying tag that dumbasses like to keep on their sunglasses.

Holy shit, Frankie! Look at that douche fag with his Mini Pearle Vision. I hope the fuck head gets a paper cut to the eyeball!

by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010

trust the vision

trusting the vision is when you want the process to succeed. you see the great Satya Created the phrase to motivate the young youth to strive forward and overcome any obstacle, and achieve any dream.

"ayo i don't think I can make it to the game"
"nah fam, trust the vision, thick girls are gonna be there"
"yeah yeah art ill come"

by bigsat November 27, 2019

visibly hear

TO HEAR VERY CLEARLY USING BOTH ONE'S EARS AND EYES

YOU COULD VISIBLY HEAR THE STRAIN IN HIS VOICE

by Online Dictionary December 3, 2010

riddle vision

The idea that horribly ugly woman become attractive or "doable" after being around them for a number of months. This is extremely prevalent at Embry-Riddle University.

I had a girlfriend at school, but I didnt realize she was ugly until I went home for Christmas because of Riddle Vision!

by A Sad ERAU student September 28, 2006