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Gettin' Vertical

1.The sexual position when the male is on top with the females legs pinned on the bed by her head. The male then proceeds to "pound it in a vertical direction" with his feet standing on the bed, and using the mattress and/or trampoline for extra travel.
2.Also used when someone jumps very high to score a point in Basketball
"OHHHHHHH im gettin' VERTICAL on this bitch!"
by mr. vertical April 20, 2008
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A nerdy way of saying "what's up?" Usually only used by nerds with at least some partial social skills. When used by a socially inept nerd, it will generally be spoken to one who wouldn't understand. This is commonly responded to with "The vast expansion of blue, or some sort of solid between it and myself"
Sheldon: "what currently has a positive verticality?"
Penny: huh?
Sheldon: I said, what currently has a positive verticality?. My god woman, can't you hear?
Penny: I meant, what did you mean by that?
Sheldon: well, since a positive value is...
Penny: Can I just say the sky?
:nerds in audience laugh:
Sheldon: Amazing, you were able to pick the right answer, though you forgot to mention the solids between it and us
Penny: Whatever, look, is Leonard home?
by PiFreak October 7, 2009
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Vertigo

Vertigho is a psychoactive drug that makes one feel "all floaty". It is not safe to drive under the influence of this drug. When taken in large doses it can greatly damage the anterior cingulate area in the thalamus region of the brain. This causes one's brain to be fooled into thinking that one is in extreme pain.
News reporter:"Thea Queen was found last night. She totaled her car. Police suspect that she was driving under the influence of Vertigo, a drug that has become a big problem in the Starling City glades."
by bassgurl April 30, 2015
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vertical bacon sandwich

Looks like bacon but tastes like mouldy fish.
by dunno August 21, 2003
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vertical vampire

Someone who gives incredibly long straight hickeys upon the neck.
Megan's boyfriend must be a vertical vampire!
by Jenny November 11, 2004
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Vetti

A person who has the IQ of -12 and below, be aware though, as these people are incredibly dangerous and will commit even the worst of crimes
That cereal killer that got caught yesterday is such a Vetti, why would he be killing boxes of cereal?
by RektSavage69 May 30, 2019
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Vertigo

Not the Spanish nor English word for dizziness. This is a comic book imprint from DC Comics. This is one of the few American comic imprints that deals with non-superhero stories. Their stories tend to be more mature, adult and realistic in nature and their plots usually are dark, complex and philosophical. Many of their comic books have won various awards in the past. Their most popular titles include The Sandman, Lucifer, Hellblazer, The Preacher, The Swamp Thing and many others.
Vertigo is one of the best American comic imprints today that deals with non-superhero stories.
by Hellrider285 February 28, 2014
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