vertical bathtub

a wall mounted man's urinal

I think he's having problems with the vertical bathtub.

by The Return of Light Joker December 25, 2009

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vertical scissor

When one (lesbian or straight.. no queers please) performs scissoring, vertically.

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When two women scissor but one woman is standing up and the other is doing a hand stand. Or you can replace the standing woman with a man.

I wouldn't mind trying the horizontal mambo with that ratchet pussy. Nah man, try the Vertical Scissor but don't step on her hair.

by t-rizzle24 December 19, 2013

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Vertically

Midget discord rapper that dick rides a new rapper everyweek

Son: Yo you heard that new Vertically?
Aj: Nah that shit SUCKS

by Sonfromlagoon999 February 9, 2022

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The Slope of a Vertical Line

Infinity, or a very large, unquantifiable number.

"Dude, how rich is Bill Gates? His bank statements much be, like, the slope of a vertical line."

by yequalsmxplusb February 12, 2009

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vertical smear

a fuckin big shit stain produced by a scruffy fuckin chink who sells dvd's!!!!!!

man look at chan he has a vertical smear down his boxers, dirty little cunt!!!!

by cuntbag 99 January 28, 2010

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vertically challenged

short(patterned after politically correct terms with the word challenged in them, possibly offensive to short people)

If he had been vertically challenged than it would have shown as he aged.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2008

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Alaskan Vertical Snuggle

Noun: When two males engage in a snuggle or spoon while standing upright, after the big spoon massages the pectorals of the little spoon and continues massage on down the torso as if frisking. The two men then remove their clothing to morph into the position of the Alaskan Vertical Cool Hand Luke.

Rob and Travis were intoxicated when Rob said "Don't move I'm going to give you a massage." Then Travis said "Oooh, is this an Alaskan Sniperfuck?" Then Rob managed to slur "No silly goose, I'm gonna hit you with an Alaskan Vertical Snuggle you big bear you." Love ensued.

by Saxenkuntz March 28, 2009

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