Irregular Verb

Cool kids of the verb family, or atleast they think they are. They dont follow the "-ed" rule for past tense like menaces, and because of this, I hate it with passion.

"Bro, whats the past tense of go?"

"goed"

"dawg thats not a real word"

"oh you want the irregular verb one?"

"yes"

" diddnt study enough, go ask ud"

" this is ud "

Irregular Verb by ikindawantsomefood March 20, 2025

newspaper (verb) 

newspapered, newspapering

Verb

To create (a note, letter, or written message) partially or entirely from pieces of text or images taken from different sources, especially to conceal the creator's identity.

The ransom note was newspapered together using magazine clippings.

newspaper (verb)

newspaper (verb) by wtf do I write in here bro March 30, 2025

tim (verb) 

To betray a friend or someone you are on good terms with by hooking up with their partner who is secretly unloyal to them

"I slept with Dominique last night"
"You mean Vinny's girlfriend of 8 years!? Sweet Jesus dude! You just timmed that poor guy!"

tim (verb)

tim (verb) by Larusin1998 July 22, 2025

Swander (verb)

To casually wander while lost in your own world, usually daydreaming or zoning.

Swander (verb)

“I was supposed to shop, but I just swandered around Target for an hour.”

“She swandered through the park with her headphones on, completely zoned out.”
swanderer (noun)

Plural: swanderers

A person who casually wanders or drifts, often absorbed in their own thoughts.

“The city was full of tourists, artists, and swanderers alike.”

Someone who enjoys meandering in a thoughtful, unhurried way.

“He was a true swanderer, never in a rush, always in his own rhythm.”

A mashup of swan (graceful) and wander (aimless).

Swander (verb) by El Del September 4, 2025

To Nosferatu (verb)

The act of putting one's arms up into a 'scary vampirey' pose to physically denote what would happen if someone 'shadows' a person.

NB Should be used with caution and only in optimal comedy situations.

To Nosferatu (verb):

A: "Person C will be shadowing me today"
B: Does a Nosferatu (i.e. assumes the Nosferatu position)

To Nosferatu (verb) by Drinkmeforfree April 8, 2011

text - used as a verb

To send an SMS message usually via a cellphone or other smart device such as a tablet or computer:
To text , texting, texted, will text.

text - used as a verb: It's time to text her now. I am texting her now. I texted her an hour ago. I will text her again, later.

text - used as a verb by from another generation August 20, 2013

Fouedt /For-edit/ Verb. 

When you f*cked up so bad, that you editing makes it more fucked than before.

Fouedt /For-edit/ Verb.

Ex: When Justin B. had his interview.

"Ummm... I'm retiring from music to focus music!"

Somedude with a brain: Noooo... NooooOOOOoOOO.... He Fouedted

Fouedt /For-edit/ Verb. by Two Dudes January 6, 2014