When your down in the dumps and nothings going right, just make The Uncle Larry and everything will be alright!
by The Uncle Larry July 20, 2015
The alpha male of the scrote class. All the qualities of a regular scrote magnified by other qualities such as, urinating on friends furniture, getting in fights with scrotes of the lower class, sleeping in a car for hours on end, stealing alcohol from their place of work, and being intoxicated at times of inconvenience.
by The real Uncle Scrote October 18, 2011
Will Smith's Uncle on the television series "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air". Also has an extreme obsession for turkey, pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes, butter drenched dressing, tiny onions, and cream sauce.
Uncle Phil: Oh my God... turkey. With... PILLOWY mounds of mashed po-taytoes. Butter drenched dressing. TINY ONIONS... swimming in a sea of cream sauce. Ahhh...
by Kadafi March 17, 2008
Mildred: hey dad who's Bob
Dad: he's my uncle
Mildred: what does that make him to me
Dad: your great uncle
Dad: he's my uncle
Mildred: what does that make him to me
Dad: your great uncle
by Polyphemus July 09, 2013
by MNDandy January 08, 2011
A Hawaiian term for a male friend of the family so close that he is considered family. Often with a closer relationship to the kid and parents than a godparent.
by Stumpy Keates Esq. January 11, 2009
The best Uncle there could possibly be. He is funny and bald. He always spoils his favorite niece. He is very sarcastic. And he likes to sit on his A$$ alot for fun (:
He is probably the specialist old man you'll ever meet.
He is probably the specialist old man you'll ever meet.
by Your favorite niece May 15, 2014