Twitterbater

A person who has a Twitter account they regularly update and that no one beyond themselves reads. Aware of the lack of traffic, they keep at it, seemingly Twittering only for their own self-gratification or to make themselves feel more important/special.

Guy #1 -- "Hey, guys! You should check out my Twitter page, it's crazy cool!" *walks off*

Guy #2 -- "Think that guy knows no one cares?"

Guy #3 -- "Yeah, definite Twitterbater."

by lumbersmith March 24, 2009

Twitter mongerer

Someone who stirs up hatred or gossip on Twitter

"I can't believe seasoning chan said breathing sucks, she should be canceled for offending mermaids"
"stop being a Twitter mongerer"

by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 April 1, 2021

Twitter

Ok, so Twitter is a social media app that people do social media stuff on. But this one is different than the others. This one is normally fine if you have a couple k followers, but if you get too popular you get a kind of cancer called "Stan's." When that happens people basically stalk you online. And if you say something controversial or political your entire social status will collapse in on itself and explode.

" Twitter is fucking cancer "

by Calvinator_lmao December 30, 2021

Twitter Head

A twitter head is a person who likes to twitter 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. They will twitter about anything that comes to mind. Even twittering about twittering.

I'm such a twitter head! - 10 min ago

I can't believe I twitter this much - 11 min ago

Lolz my back hurts - 12 min ago

I just fell down - 13 min ago

No seriously check this out - 14 min ago

Wow check this out - 15 min ago

by Raijun September 25, 2008

twitter beef

The airing of grievances towards a person, place or thing using twitter as a platform.

I have a twitter beef with people who struggle with basic grammar.

by XanaxDiva September 2, 2010

The Twitter Effect

When something unimportant is ovrhyped by the media until it reaches the mainstream, even though it adds nothing of value. Named after everyone and their mother decided to start using Twitter.

I am so sick of seeing MTV showing Kings of Leon music videos. They're such a mediocre band. Clearly, they're beneficiaries of The Twitter Effect.

by Team_BBC June 15, 2009

Twitter Bites

Giving a speech consisting of sentences either containing exactly or no more than 140 characters each, so they can be Tweeted.

Yo Yo, you know what, da boss come in this morning and he tell me Obama speak in 140 character “Twitter Bites”, but I think he a republican!

by Rosslyn Maleman June 4, 2009