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Maryland Anal Tugger

A dick so big and thick that it will cause your partners anus to flower (Prolapse) as soon as you pull out. Similar to the California Cherry Crusher. If not used wisely, it can cause serious consequences, including, prolapsed rectums, literally being split apart, and...prolapsed rectums (Is that all there is? Really, you couldn't think of anything better Jeffery. It's your fault, you know, that we don't sleep together anymore! *Starts to cry* I came out for you...)
Detective: Why does everyone make me take the sexual death cases...Okay, what's the cause of death?
Doc: It's seems a Maryland Anal Tugger was shoved up this poor man's anus sir.
Detective: Like the California Cherry Crusher?
Doc: Yes but, it only works on the anus, sir?
*The Detective's phone starts buzzing. He pulls his phone out to here crying.*
Detective: You and Jeffery had a fight...I'm on my way.
by IRHMP August 27, 2016
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Portuguese nut tugger

When a midget stretches your balls while having close pins on your nose and shaft
Me and wee man did a Portuguese nut tugger filming jackass 69
by NUT TUGGER July 28, 2018
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Ooga wiggle tiggle

When you get high on smelling popcorn and twerking on spongebobs snail Gary
Oh man dude yesterday I ooga wiggle tiggled all day man
by Scoober Dubber December 11, 2018
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higgle my tiggle

to suck my little wiggle miggle penis and/or lick my boba tea size balls
Jerry: "Dude why the flip did you tell that girl to higgle my tiggle?"
John: "Because your dick is small"
by DickLicker9001 February 18, 2023
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tugged

The level of alcoholic intoxication that lies between tipsy and drunk. In this state, one has the ability to maintain control of themselves, but are still able to have great fun. You can tell that somebody is tugged if they are talking more than usual, maybe slurring some words, and have slight trouble walking in a straight line.

-Originally coined by the great Tim L, with Tim K as his witness
Tim K - Hey man hows it goin
Tim L - Good, you know, but I've only had like 7 natty ice's so I'm not that drunk. I am solidly tugged though, so tonights goin pretty good.
Tim K - cool man, I do like to get completely trashed most of the time, but its always nice just to chill with a good tug every once in a while.
by TimK and TimL December 9, 2008
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tugged

The level of alcoholic intoxication that lies between tipsy and drunk. In this state, one has the ability to maintain control of themselves, but are still able to have great fun. You can tell that somebody is tugged if they are talking more than usual, maybe slurring some words, and have slight trouble walking in a straight line.

-Originally coined by the great Tim, with the other Tim as his witness
Tim # 1 - Hey man hows it goin
Tim # 2 - Good, you know, but I've only had like 7 natty ice's so I'm not that drunk. I am solidly tugged though, so tonights goin pretty good.
Tim # 1 - cool man, I do like to get completely trashed most of the time, but its always nice just to chill with a good tug every once in a while.
by 2 Tims December 12, 2008
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(n.) A kiNd oF iNtErNet WriTiNg ThAt LoOkS liKe ThiS uSeD bY aNnOyiNG dUmBaSs TeEnYbOpPeRs.
LiKe Oh My GoD tOgGlE iS sOoOoO cOoL!
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