Tuggleism 

Tuggleism is the term used to describe an extremely exaggerated or completely falsified story. The term is derived from the antics of Michael, whom chronically feels the need to do so. Tuggleisms are typically used in order to impress acquaintances or in a useless attempt to "score" with a chick that is completely out of your league.

An example of a Tuggleism (in actual use from Michael) is: "Dude, this one time.. I had a threesome with two lesbians and turned them both straight"

As illustrated above, Tuggleisms must be so ridiculously unbelievable that the use of a Tuggleism in actual conversation alludes to mild retardation. As a matter of fact, the only acceptable use of a Tuggleism is when you are engaging in the intentional use in order to mimic the namesake.

"Don't try to impress me with your Tuggleisms"<br>
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"Is that a true story; or a Tuggleism?"

Tuggleism by Tuggle Fanclub May 26, 2008

Tuggles McTugTug

The creepy fat balding man that sits alone in parks and watches women and children.

"Honey, pick up the frisbee."

"I can't. Every time I bend over, Tuggles McTugtug there gets a whopping stiffy."

Tuggles McTugTug by bonersandcake July 12, 2012

ninja turtleism 

a belief that the 4 ninja turtles are really the 4 horseman of the apocalypse

dude u goin to the ninja turtleism benefit tomorrow

ninja turtleism by marceld April 2, 2010

Tuggles 

The small, fleshy area at the junction of the sack and the taint. The showing of this piece of manscape is often considered the most offensive gesture known globally; found to be at least 2.4 times as offensive as the middle finger.

That broad at the bar pissed me off, so I lifted my sack and showed her my tuggles!

Tuggles by scroach March 16, 2010

Tuggles 

Toy from the 90's. It had rubber feet and a small plastic leash with a heart on the end. You pulled it along and the rubber feet made it looked like it was walking. It was awesome.

I had the dog tuggles toy.

Tuggles by LkRose December 6, 2010

tuggles 

A sex crazed girl who likes to swim a lot and is into all sorts of kinky things.

exactly what kind of example are we talking about here? Like a person's name or something? Come on i cant say her name. Lets just call her the girl friend

tuggles by Not Exactly Selgoob April 25, 2005

tigglesmuffers 

Used to describe the feeling of dread and loss of all hope.

Tigglesmuffers is a word used in exclamation when something doesn’t go your way.

For instance instead of saying, “ah fuck” it can be replaced with, “ah tigglesmuffers”.

tigglesmuffers by Shucklesss June 11, 2022