AMERICA IS AN EXTENSION OF ENGLAND!!!! Errr, hello, why are there so many white people in america? WE PUT THEM THERE! And actually, america does have their own version of townies, they're called preps!!! D'uh! Ps, england does not suck americas dick, that would be paedophilia, seeing as WE'RE THE DADDY! Oh shit, now i sound loke a townie... bugger.
by Altu mequera orcu March 26, 2005
Get the townie mug.Wot the FUK? i wear gold earrings, necklaces & rings (NON of it is fukin fake at all), i sumtimes wear trackies, does this make me a townie how all u describe em? townie chaps dow jus wana start fights & not all of em shout an insult 2 'twats' (goths/grebs/moshers/punks, woteva u r)Townie girls dow shag evrythin wiv a fukin dik n they certainly dow get pregnant wen they am 12! (fukin get real like).
Everythin u say is jus bullshit & u all wana start findin sumthin els 2 do instead of slaggin off peeps that u dow even no 'innit'.
FUKIN GET A LIFE U SAD BASTARDS!
o yeh, if got anythin 2 say bk then go ahead & write ur own comment, cor wait 2 hear wot 'uve' got 2 say!
Everythin u say is jus bullshit & u all wana start findin sumthin els 2 do instead of slaggin off peeps that u dow even no 'innit'.
FUKIN GET A LIFE U SAD BASTARDS!
o yeh, if got anythin 2 say bk then go ahead & write ur own comment, cor wait 2 hear wot 'uve' got 2 say!
by Lau XxX January 14, 2005
Get the townie mug.wel in my area a townie is someone who looks like they would think about hitting you but wouldn't fot three reasons
1) they are just chicken sh.it
2) they would know they are too scared of us coz we can outsmart tham and hit them harder
3)they would mess up their hair
and think that are being insulting by reading insulsts off a peice of paper torn from a book and all appear to ware the same clothes but in different colours to show their 'individuality'
1) they are just chicken sh.it
2) they would know they are too scared of us coz we can outsmart tham and hit them harder
3)they would mess up their hair
and think that are being insulting by reading insulsts off a peice of paper torn from a book and all appear to ware the same clothes but in different colours to show their 'individuality'
an insult by lauren - who i perticulalry hate
i think that curly hair is out of fashion
me:well it's a good job i don't beleive in fashion then isnt it
lauren: nothing just walks off
i think that curly hair is out of fashion
me:well it's a good job i don't beleive in fashion then isnt it
lauren: nothing just walks off
by girly roten August 15, 2003
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R idiculous
I nit
C ock
K inda stupid init
This is a townie, and if you are reading this and decide you are a townie do us all a favour and piss off init. Townies like thingsthat are shiney. Townies often walk into doors and start on the door. Townies is a waste of space init. Townies work in fast food resturants and get fat and greasy (yes greasier then normal, but how is this possible???). Townies should die. Townies will get their 'posse' on you, lol, more like possum, stupid f**ks. Townies swear every other word. Townies say 'init' or 'bling bling' every other word, infact this is all the interlectual compacity of the townie mind can handle. Another phase 'sed' alot is 'oooooo shiney', when infact is a 10p piece on the floor. Townies are cheap bastar*s, they shop at a local market init coz they cant afford any thing else init. Townies are not to be reconed with, simply coz they is a waste of time init. Townies have a bad sense of fashion (nore do i but i aint no townie init). Townies are pussys, and they have no life.
AVOID THESE F**KERS AT ALL COSTS (oh yea n they cant spell to save their lives)
R idiculous
I nit
C ock
K inda stupid init
This is a townie, and if you are reading this and decide you are a townie do us all a favour and piss off init. Townies like thingsthat are shiney. Townies often walk into doors and start on the door. Townies is a waste of space init. Townies work in fast food resturants and get fat and greasy (yes greasier then normal, but how is this possible???). Townies should die. Townies will get their 'posse' on you, lol, more like possum, stupid f**ks. Townies swear every other word. Townies say 'init' or 'bling bling' every other word, infact this is all the interlectual compacity of the townie mind can handle. Another phase 'sed' alot is 'oooooo shiney', when infact is a 10p piece on the floor. Townies are cheap bastar*s, they shop at a local market init coz they cant afford any thing else init. Townies are not to be reconed with, simply coz they is a waste of time init. Townies have a bad sense of fashion (nore do i but i aint no townie init). Townies are pussys, and they have no life.
AVOID THESE F**KERS AT ALL COSTS (oh yea n they cant spell to save their lives)
by BJ January 14, 2004
Get the townie mug.Normal person, who enjoys rnb and rap music, not blazin squad at all,( blazin squad is practically pop) dosent listen to depressing music like rock. a person who doesnt actually care about goths grunges, just tries to get on with life, can be rich can be poor, uses the word buff
by misshunnicutt December 30, 2005
Get the townie mug.reet i dnt understand all u ppl that r slagin of townies ill giv ya my definition.......
a townie has been given different names ova sum time now such as chav/scallie/blaza/sham. they are mainly made up of gyals like myself and guys who are really good mates. we are really loyal to one another and if one of our spars get into trouble we will be the first to get em out of it. we chil togetha in houses, parks, yea mayb we will go on street corners or bus shelters sumtime but only because we r at that age were we to old to stay in n do nuffin but to young o go out clubbin people say that we are cheap and were crap market clothes but no i own a quantity of nike (£70-£80) lacost(£120) and prada(£150)tracksuits and my gold earings wich all u seem to thik are gold plated and come of the market are actually 18kt and cost me £200, as for our hair and make-up we aint no old school townies around no more i aint worn blue eyeshadow and my hair in a tight side plait sice yr 9. i actually do dye my hair blonde but its styled nice. i hate it when haters call us thick or dolers coz i aint no doler mostof us go to college coz we want alot of money one day. most of us townies like listning to garage, grime dance and trance. mike skinner (the sreets bein my fav) lady soverigne is a typical townie her style is a typical gal style. People seem to think that because we have our own dialect were scum, r brumie scum coz they have a birmingham dialect NO, are londoners scum coz of there london dialect NO so y shud us manquinion townies get slated by haters because of the way we speke. Townies when out and about with there mates are constantly gettin pulled by the police its not fair we aint always dun sumfin bad, but mayb if the government paid more money to the counsal then they could make more youh clubs and we wouldnt get into toruble. it may seem that alot of us smoke but alot of moshers smoke alot of oldies smoke so who are you to judge....
i really cnt be arsed goin on coz i could go on all day defendin myself
a townie has been given different names ova sum time now such as chav/scallie/blaza/sham. they are mainly made up of gyals like myself and guys who are really good mates. we are really loyal to one another and if one of our spars get into trouble we will be the first to get em out of it. we chil togetha in houses, parks, yea mayb we will go on street corners or bus shelters sumtime but only because we r at that age were we to old to stay in n do nuffin but to young o go out clubbin people say that we are cheap and were crap market clothes but no i own a quantity of nike (£70-£80) lacost(£120) and prada(£150)tracksuits and my gold earings wich all u seem to thik are gold plated and come of the market are actually 18kt and cost me £200, as for our hair and make-up we aint no old school townies around no more i aint worn blue eyeshadow and my hair in a tight side plait sice yr 9. i actually do dye my hair blonde but its styled nice. i hate it when haters call us thick or dolers coz i aint no doler mostof us go to college coz we want alot of money one day. most of us townies like listning to garage, grime dance and trance. mike skinner (the sreets bein my fav) lady soverigne is a typical townie her style is a typical gal style. People seem to think that because we have our own dialect were scum, r brumie scum coz they have a birmingham dialect NO, are londoners scum coz of there london dialect NO so y shud us manquinion townies get slated by haters because of the way we speke. Townies when out and about with there mates are constantly gettin pulled by the police its not fair we aint always dun sumfin bad, but mayb if the government paid more money to the counsal then they could make more youh clubs and we wouldnt get into toruble. it may seem that alot of us smoke but alot of moshers smoke alot of oldies smoke so who are you to judge....
i really cnt be arsed goin on coz i could go on all day defendin myself
some of my pharases
"init man"
"raaarrrr den da next gyal sed to da next man"
"av ya got a fag i can borra"
"init man"
"raaarrrr den da next gyal sed to da next man"
"av ya got a fag i can borra"
by Loran May 7, 2005
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