taco torpedo

I long torpedo shaped object filled with cotton which aids a woman during her menstrual nightmare.

That Twatwhistle Danielle forgot to swap out her taco torpedo and destroyed my moms white couch..

by dick e September 10, 2020

fur torpedo

A slang term for K-9 units deployed on uncooperative suspects in water. (see fur missile)

"He's trying to swim away. Deploy the fur torpedo"

by realmrniceface October 19, 2020

Politically torpedoed

When you are derailed from a high position based on allegations and not facts.

Hillary Clinton lost the election.. she was politically torpedoed by the Russians.

Bill O'Reilly was politically torpedoed from Fox News on unproven claims.

by NewAgeLanguage April 21, 2017

lint torpedo

Lint rolled up between the butt-cheeks.

"Dude...I'm in there like a lint torpedo!"

by )2629326( May 19, 2017

Italian torpedo

When you double penetrate a woman with Italian sausage while your penis is in her vagina.

Yeah that slut loves the Italian torpedo

by Dirtysancheztorpedo June 26, 2016

The American Torpedo

You must lay a Japanese girl flat on her stomach. You then proceed to forcefully ram your cheddar shredder into the side of her stomach. You keep thrusting your anaconda into her side until you tear her apart and reach the other side of her body. Her body will then be split in half and fall to the ground to represent the sinking of the U.S.S Arizona.

Neil meet up with his girlfriend, Mrs. Hiroshima, to avenge his grandfather who was killed in Pearl Harbor and gave her The American Torpedo to represent the Torpedo that killed his grandfather.

by Austin Kennedy II October 22, 2019

topless torpedo

the results of a botched circumcision where too much is taken off

i got him naked and found that he had a topless torpedo down there

by ustef October 19, 2011