i tooted

A weak fart.

Oops, I tooted.

by Onoitooted July 27, 2017

Toots magoots

A particularly loud or odoriferous expulsion of flatulence, especially in mixed company.

Man, who cut the cheese? Toots magoots!

by RedGreenJr February 27, 2016

toot-knocker

A young child who breaks a 'rule' yet, because they are so adorable, huggable and "scrumptious", they manage to get off the hook with a simple reminder to "not do that again". Sound familiar????? :)

Joanna! You spilled the cereal all over the floor again! You little toot-knocker!!! Come to mama you precious pumpkin!

by 26.2 mile mom April 25, 2009

goose toot

Goose Toot: A small increment of time, usually used to describe the time inbetween two actions.

"I'll be there in a goose toot!"

by The Honorable Judge Poopkis December 2, 2005

toot toot tits oot

when a teenager is in the immature stage of adolesence. he sees a girl also known as a hotty talent lass and abit fanny, walking on the otherside of the road as he drives by in his car. as an alpha male he sends out a call of 'toot toot tits oot' this is helped by the sound of his horn. hey hey hey i said sound not size :P:P!! the response the young gentleman would like is for the girl to flash her babs at him :). unfortunatly this is britain and the reality of the response is a raised middle finger gesture. emphasised by her voice which would reply something like FUCK OFF or KNOB OFF

lad in car shouts toot toot tits oot. girl replys fuck you

by !@#$%Tomass%$#@! July 2, 2006

mute toot

when a fart is silent but really stinky.

synonym:SBD, silent but deadly.

Bob: i didn't hear anything, but it smells.
Tim:I mute tooted. ahah.

by Eric F. Bruns October 12, 2009

Nuke toot

The ultimate Fart, the most deadliest of all farts so deadly not only your neighbor smell it but the whole country is in shock, it is so intense you are left standing without any pants of any kind.

person 1: omg bro you ate Chiptole, taco bell, and mc donalds fish fillet? dude you're about to have a nuke toot!
person 2: where did my pants go?
person 1:
person 2: yo? you good?

by Metro Glizzy man May 2, 2023