Toot Paste

Toot paste is an accident one encounters while trying to eat your fart out during a heavy toot fetish marathon preferably with someone else's wife.

Dude, her toot paste got in my eyes when i was mouth clamping her brown spider.

by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009

i tooted

A weak fart.

Oops, I tooted.

by Onoitooted July 27, 2017

Toots magoots

A particularly loud or odoriferous expulsion of flatulence, especially in mixed company.

Man, who cut the cheese? Toots magoots!

by RedGreenJr February 27, 2016

toot-knocker

A young child who breaks a 'rule' yet, because they are so adorable, huggable and "scrumptious", they manage to get off the hook with a simple reminder to "not do that again". Sound familiar????? :)

Joanna! You spilled the cereal all over the floor again! You little toot-knocker!!! Come to mama you precious pumpkin!

by 26.2 mile mom April 25, 2009

toot toot tits oot

when a teenager is in the immature stage of adolesence. he sees a girl also known as a hotty talent lass and abit fanny, walking on the otherside of the road as he drives by in his car. as an alpha male he sends out a call of 'toot toot tits oot' this is helped by the sound of his horn. hey hey hey i said sound not size :P:P!! the response the young gentleman would like is for the girl to flash her babs at him :). unfortunatly this is britain and the reality of the response is a raised middle finger gesture. emphasised by her voice which would reply something like FUCK OFF or KNOB OFF

lad in car shouts toot toot tits oot. girl replys fuck you

by !@#$%Tomass%$#@! July 2, 2006

goose toot

Goose Toot: A small increment of time, usually used to describe the time inbetween two actions.

"I'll be there in a goose toot!"

by The Honorable Judge Poopkis December 2, 2005

predoody toots

The release of intestinal gases preceding defecation.

I have the predoody toots! I may have to shit soon!

by melissa anne June 16, 2007